Car bumper stickers.

[SSSnail]

"Breast Inspection 20 Feet Ahead! (Please have 'em out)"

"I Am Not An Alcoholic, I'm A Drunk. (Alcoholics go to meetings)"

"JESUS Is Coming, LOOK BUSY"

"Driver Carries No Cash, HE'S MARRIED"

"Are you having phone sex or do you ALWAYS drive that way?"

"Drugs lead nowhere, but it's the scenic route"

"Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em"

"I break for ... OH SH*T, NO BRAKES!"

"The shortest sentence is 'I Am'. The longest is 'I Do'."

"If money is the root of all evil, why do churches keep asking for it?"

"I child-proofed my house, but they still get in"

"TAKE REVENGE, Sh*t on a pigeon"

"HANG UP AND DRIVE!"

 

[effowe]

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

God bumper stickers are cheesy.

 

[Jhill]

"Would you drive any better with that phone up your ass?" is a classy one.

 

[wheresmybacon]

seen on hippie-mobile:

"the only bush i trust is my own"

 

[Gneisenau]

Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition

I saw that on the back of a Pizza delivery car.

Horn broken; Watch for finger.
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an @55
Your ridiculous litte opinion has been noted.
Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "everyone else but me".
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
If you can read this, flip me back over. (Upside down on a jeep's bumper.)
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Keep Honking, I'm Reloading
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
More tree, Less bush

 

[Yreka]

"Work harder, millions on welfare are depending on you"

or something like that


"You! Out of the gene pool!"

"If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?"

"Im hung like Einstein, and smart as a Horse!"

 

[uli2000]

As a kid, I saw this one occasionally (guess it was popular in the early 70's):

Welcome to Arizona, now go home!

 

[Paperdoc]

Keep Florida Green - Bring Money!

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: Yreka

"If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?"

Nice.

 

[AmerDoux]

On the frame surrounding back license plate:

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming & Horney

 

[troytime]

Discourage inbreeding: ban country music

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Honk if you love silence.