Car Acronyms

[geno]

Hah

HYUNDAI - How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

 

[ToBeMe]

Hmmm

 

[Windogg]

I thought:

Hyundai = Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

 

[yakko]

Chevrolet - Constantly having every vehicle recalled on lousy engineering techinics.
GTO - Garbage truck options
Ford - Fix or repair daily, found on roadside dead
Mopar - Mostlty old parts and rust
Pontiac - Poor old (racial slur) thinks its a cadillac
VTEC - Valves tick exhaust cracks
Honda - Hop on nothing dumb ass
Fiat - Fix it again Tony





Edit - Maybe I should have clicked your link before I posted the ones I knew. Could have save myself some typing.

 

[SVTPower]

They forgot a few

Jeep: Just Empty Every Pockey
Dodge: Dumb Old Dads Garage Experiment
Ford LTD: Light Tank Division


But thats a funny site

 

Dodge=Drips oil,drops grease everywhere
Dodge=Dead on day garuntee expires
Pontiac=Pull over now,the injectors are cooked
Chevrolet=Can hear evry valve rap on long extended trips
Oldsmobile=Old ladies drive slowly mostly over bridges into lake erie

Ford;
Found on road dead
Fix or repair daily
Ferric oxide,rusty debris
Failed on race day
Found on rubbish dump
Fvkd over rebuilt Dodge
Fast only running downhill

BMW
Bring many wrenches
Break my windows
Bought my wife
Big money waster
Black mans wish

Fiat=Feeble italian attempt at transportation


yakko

Me too

 

[geno]

"break my windows" - lol

 

[perry]

FORD - First On Race Day

 

[Cable God]

Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time


I hate saying that though

 

[sparkle]

Jeep- Just expect every problem

 

[woodie1]

Break My Wallet