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The two champions from rival gangs square off in the ring, as the onlookers place bets to see who will be the final victor.
 
Cars don't even wear contacts. What are we all looking for??




These cars have the best mileage of any in the world - they are never used.




Put them up on concrete blocks on the front yard - Richest hick in town.
 
Memphis: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 2006 911 Turbo ...
Roger the Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.
Memphis: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.
 
Dammit, this life sucks, the guy just puts us here and forgets us, just sitting in there with his true favorite posession, his Fleshlight. Fifty bucks he paid for it, that's all. What're we, close to a hundred thou? Yeah, we're important alright.
 
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