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[Random Variable]

She wants me to stare, right?

 

[Hyperlite]

shens! those won't really fit in that dress

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Has much to learn this padawan does.

 

[RESmonkey]

0_0

 

[Farang]

I'm going to turn to you attentively and act interested because there is a very slight chance we will have sex.

 

[JohnCU]

see? i'm not gay

 

[PlasmaBomb]

:Q

 

[CraKaJaX]

Yes, I do have a splint on my finger.

 

[boomerang]

So, I was massaging his prostate when ..........

 

[meltdown75]

"so you put one hand on my waist and the other hand here... and - oh yeah that's right i'm a supermodel and you're a dork. you get nothing"

 

[Perknose]

"Keep pretending your mesmerized by my fake boobs and my "fuck you finger" splint while I surprise the hell out of this random guy next to me by grabbing his package."