Caption this. NSFW

[techs]

 

[Nintendesert]

I never understood why some people were so adverse to someone masturbating.

 

[PottedMeat]

 

[destrekor]

wut?

lol


What is in it that would actually do the trick?

 

[Jaepheth]

wut?

lol


What is in it that would actually do the trick?

LSD

 

[SlitheryDee]

"I use this stuff. Got me down to 6 times a day".

 

[Golgatha]

I like to masterbait and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum!

 

[MisterJackson]

I came to masturbate and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum!

Edit: Dammit, Golgatha beat me to the joke.

 

[Golgatha]

Disclaimer: Only works if you can't chew gum and fap at the same time.

 

[Krazy4Real]

LOL!

 

[waggy]

i..just don't know what to say.

that's..amazing. i wonder though does it work? and how.

 

[Golgatha]

Choose Big Red when you get a swollen head!

 

[Golgatha]

Chew some gum before you cum?

 

[waggy]

fuck. only 8 pieces? that would last a day..

 

[Golgatha]

Blow a bubble when you feel like a 5 knuckle shuffle!

 

[Golgatha]

This mastication is better than masterbaition!

Masticate, don't masterbait.

 

[Golgatha]

What would Bazooka Joe do?

 

[Golgatha]

Big League Chew for when your balls are blue.

 

[Golgatha]

Choose Ice Breakers when there are no female takers.

 

[WelshBloke]

The cream is better.

 

[Baked]

"Each piece of gum is stamped with the picture of your mother."

 

[waggy]

The cream is better.

bwhahahahah


If anti-masturbatory gum hasn’t done the trick for you, try a more direct approach with this Handz Off Cream. This special blend of coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean will leave your junk silky smooth and it will fight your urges for up to 6 hours. Apply liberally and vigorously to affected areas.

Warning: Do not use handz off anti-masturbatory cream more than ten times per day.Side effects may include hairy palms and blindness. Should abnormal swelling occur, consult a hooker.

 

[KeithP]

Chew a mouthful so you won't spew a handful.

-KeithP

 

[techs]

Awesome replies!

 

[KeithTalent]

Young dumb and full of gum.

KT