Caption this douchebag photo...

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Thug fucker thinks he's tight. He has a grand in cash at best... 100's surround 20's surrounding likely 1's. I counted 1060 on the higher-res version if all non-100's were 20's.

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angminas

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What? Dude, what? Man, this phone sucks. And why won't this Coke machine take my money?
 

Jeeebus

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The real question is why are you stalking this guy and looking for half-naked pictures of him?
 

BUTCH1

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#1, Hey! look at the pile of cash my daddy gave to me!!
#2, These tats will look even cooler when I'm 50!..
 

Spungo

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His boobs would indicate that he may be taking antipsychotic medication.
Gynecomastia
 

Jeeebus

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These are dudes talking shit about a single-mom that I know. Endorsing rape. The girl deleted the comments, but these assholes need to be wiped off the face of the earth.

We have openly gay members on these forums. These are different times, my friend. We accept you for who you are.
 

Meghan54

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Outside the three 100's you can obviously see, the rest are all 20's and can be determined by the colors on the edge of the bills. Current $100's are the familiar greenish white we've all seen over the decades.

On the other hand, $5's have a purplish hue that fades in and out across the upper edge of the bill. Current $10's have a peach color along all their edges. Current $20's have a peach color that fades in and out along the upper edge.

You can see this demonstrated in the pic below....just some of the floating cash we have on hand in the house right now.


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highland145

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You can see this demonstrated in the pic below....just some of the floating cash we have on hand in the house right now.
Hmmmm, drive to cape cod or wait for him to move up the street?
 

BrokenVisage

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Pic #2: So fly, he leaves the non-holographic UPC sticker under the brim on. Also, the tats must take attention away from his c-section scar.
 
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God Mode

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I wish I could be as cool as the guys in the pictures. I would be swimming in money and slutty girls with questionable educational backgrounds.
 

TwiceOver

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Why do people get REALLY dumb tattoos? EST. 1994, really? How dumb is that.

Don't worry. In 10-15 years the guy will be sitting there and realize that he is a waste of space with stupid looking "tats". Be thousands of dollars in debt because of his "ride" he *has* to have. His "baby mamas" will be hounding him for back child support, while his children live off of our paychecks. At about 45 he'll take yet another meaningless job, probably in fast food, and think "where'd my life go". It's about that time he'll become a serious violent drunk and probably beat someone, maybe one of his several kids. Go to rehab, which we will pay for, and probably some sort of outpatient treatment. This will go on every couple years until he's in his 50s. Then pull retirement too early because he never saved any of his "green", but still have enough money for smokes and booze. Assuming he hasn't died of liver failure or lung cancer, he'll live in some shit hole and survive off our paychecks. Eventually he'll die an old man with several children that hate him.

Better than a caption IMO.
 

Wyndru

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Why do people get REALLY dumb tattoos? EST. 1994, really? How dumb is that.

The worst are the geek tattoos like UPC symbols, or something written in binary. People think it's new and unique, but unfortunately it's not.

I recently saw one of a QR code that linked to the guy's facebook page when you scanned it.

Found one on gimages:
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Why do people get REALLY dumb tattoos? EST. 1994, really? How dumb is that.

Don't worry. In 10-15 years the guy will be sitting there and realize that he is a waste of space with stupid looking "tats". Be thousands of dollars in debt because of his "ride" he *has* to have. His "baby mamas" will be hounding him for back child support, while his children live off of our paychecks. At about 45 he'll take yet another meaningless job, probably in fast food, and think "where'd my life go". It's about that time he'll become a serious violent drunk and probably beat someone, maybe one of his several kids. Go to rehab, which we will pay for, and probably some sort of outpatient treatment. This will go on every couple years until he's in his 50s. Then pull retirement too early because he never saved any of his "green", but still have enough money for smokes and booze. Assuming he hasn't died of liver failure or lung cancer, he'll live in some shit hole and survive off our paychecks. Eventually he'll die an old man with several children that hate him.

Better than a caption IMO.

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exdeath

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See how fast he scrambles to put that shit back in his dads dresser when he hears a car door.