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Captain Yesterday is fast

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Lifer
Not just fast but from the past
Captain Yesterday!

Super King has all the powers of a king
Plus all the powers of Superman
Also he's a robot
Ain't it cool
Super King, you rule


Cloberella beats you up
Cloberella beats you up
Who does she beat up
You!
Cloberella
 
You can't go faster than the speed of light.

Of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.
 
Leela: Let's see, which powers do we have? Super-strength?
Fry: Yup
Leela: Uh-huh... Lickety speed?
Fry: Check
Leela: Yes sir! Ability to command a loyalty of sea creatures?
Fry: Hey Zoidberg, get in here!
Zoidberg: (from elsewhere) Screw you!
Leela: Ain't got that
Fry: Nope
 
Originally posted by: Kabrinski
No, Fry! You can't fall fast enough!

Quite possibly the nerdiest joke to ever grace the small screen, by the sheer virtue of it not being telegraphed in any way.
 
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