Captain Obvious thread

[IronWing]

Lesbian porn isn't really targeted at lesbians.

 

[DesiPower]

 

[Captante]

Yeah .... not touching this one.

 

[local]

The $180 coat I bought last weekend for $80 was never actually supposed to be sold at $180.

 

[lxskllr]

I like when things are sold @ $1 each, additionally and specifically notated as two for $2 on an adjoining sign. Thanks for the math help there guys. I was starting to panic cause I wanted more than one.

 

[MongGrel]

 

[Ichinisan]

That's a pug, licking a pane of glass.
There's a dog inside my TV!

 

[Ichinisan]

It would be painful to mistake your hand for an apple.
Probably tastes the same.

 

[CraKaJaX]

 

[blackangst1]

 

[DigDog]

companies i work for make more money out of me than i make out of them.

 

[z1ggy]

Then what pr0n do they watch?? Def not ones with dong in it.

 

[Ichinisan]

companies i work for make more money out of me than i make out of them.

Obviously

 

[Chiropteran]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.