Captain Morgan... What the hell is this <BEEEEEEEP>!?

[NikPreviousAcct]

I bought a six-pack of Captain Morgan Gold to try it out. WTF IS UP WITH THIS SUGARY PU$$Y SHIZ!? :|

Great, now I have to either dump them down the drain and whine about wasting money, or I get to drink them all and feel sick from the shizzy taste :frown:

nik

 

The Captain was here!

 

[ElFenix]

they taste like maple syrup. and not real maple syrup. i'm talking aunt jomama or whatever it is

 

[guyver01]

Who's a little captain... captain ... captain...

who's a little captain, captain morgan.


For those times, when you need a little captain in you.



(am i the only one who senses a hidden meaning in these commercials??)

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Great, now I have to either dump them down the drain and whine about wasting money

at least you didn't buy Jack Daniles Hard Cola.... i'm in the same boat

 

[SSP]

The lesson here is.... Never try anything new.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Great, now I have to either dump them down the drain and whine about wasting money

at least you didn't buy Jack Daniles Hard Cola.... i'm in the same boat

Eh... I went and got what's left of my Vodka from the freezer and am drinking straight from the bottle. Now I'm happy.

nik

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Great, now I have to either dump them down the drain and whine about wasting money

at least you didn't buy Jack Daniles Hard Cola.... i'm in the same boat

Eh... I went and got what's left of my Vodka from the freezer and am drinking straight from the bottle. Now I'm happy.

nik

Nik, go ahead it's alright if you buy a Zima I promise I won't tell on ya.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Great, now I have to either dump them down the drain and whine about wasting money

at least you didn't buy Jack Daniles Hard Cola.... i'm in the same boat

Eh... I went and got what's left of my Vodka from the freezer and am drinking straight from the bottle. Now I'm happy.

nik

freezing a bottle of vodka in a block of ice is the coolest thing ever

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Great, now I have to either dump them down the drain and whine about wasting money

at least you didn't buy Jack Daniles Hard Cola.... i'm in the same boat

Eh... I went and got what's left of my Vodka from the freezer and am drinking straight from the bottle. Now I'm happy.

nik

Nik, go ahead it's alright if you buy a Zima I promise I won't tell on ya.

Zima blows goats. I prefer "Sky" if I'm going to be drinking pussy shiz.

nik

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Great, now I have to either dump them down the drain and whine about wasting money

at least you didn't buy Jack Daniles Hard Cola.... i'm in the same boat

Eh... I went and got what's left of my Vodka from the freezer and am drinking straight from the bottle. Now I'm happy.

nik

Nik, go ahead it's alright if you buy a Zima I promise I won't tell on ya.

Zima blows goats. I prefer "Sky" if I'm going to be drinking pussy shiz.

nik

You sure do have a fixation on giving fellatio to goats and 'pussy shiz'

I'll leave you be now, time for din din.

 

[KokomoGST]

That's kinda like all the new "trendy" drinks like Bacardi Silver and Smirnoff Ice... sweet drinks for the ladies... it's like a friggin wine cooler. Does make a good chaser if you just drank a skunked beer though.

Mike's Hard X... total hick junk like Jack Daniels Lemonade... eww...:disgust:

The commericials for Captain Morgan are funny though... I was already drinking Amstel before their funny commericials so the money was wasted on me.
My fav line from the Morgan commericials is the singing in the background, "Feel the buuuurn!!! Take a look at thaaaat!!!!" for the aerobics as a spectator sport.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I've never seen them. God, this is so horrid that I might actually boycot the company ! :Q

nik

 

[Kaervak]

Well, I'm damn glad I went with Honey Brown Lager over Captain Morgan.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
Well, I'm damn glad I went with Honey Brown Lager over Captain Morgan.

Makes me want to make some waffles and pour it over the waffles :disgust:

nik

 

[amnesiac]

Invite some womenfolk over and get them drunk
Or smash them over the heads of tier 1 techs.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Invite some womenfolk over and get them drunk
Or smash them over the heads of tier 1 techs.

oooohhh... Tier1...

 

[FSUpaintball]

I can't stand all that malt liquor stuff. Give me Sam Adams Boston Lager any day. I HATE CM's Gold, I don't like Smirnoff Ice, or Skyy Blue. I'll try Jack Daniel's Hard Cola, though.

 

[Kadarin]

You know... Zima's legally beer in Texas

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: FSUpaintball
I can't stand all that malt liquor stuff. Give me Sam Adams Boston Lager any day. I HATE CM's Gold, I don't like Smirnoff Ice, or Skyy Blue. I'll try Jack Daniel's Hard Cola, though.

right on. i'm not a fan of those drinks either.

 

[astriy]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
I've never seen them. God, this is so horrid that I might actually boycot the company ! :Q

nik

WTF? This company is making it easier to get teh girlies to get drunk, why would you want to boycott them?

Personally, I don't like any of these girly drinks, my homebrews taste much better

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: astriy

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
I've never seen them. God, this is so horrid that I might actually boycot the company ! :Q

nik

WTF? This company is making it easier to get teh girlies to get drunk, why would you want to boycott them?

Personally, I don't like any of these girly drinks, my homebrews taste much better

Lol! Girls + alcohol = :Q

 

[BurnItDwn]

you shoulda bought the Captain Morgain Private Stock, or the regular Rum if you are on a budget

 

[IGBT]

Leave it at the curb for the local homeless...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: IGBT
Leave it at the curb for the local homeless...

Or stuff a towel down the bottleneck, light the towel, and throw it at the homeless

j/k

nik