Can't tell if this wiki is serious...

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Insomniator

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

Travis was able to open doors using keys, could dress himself, watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family, drank wine from a stemmed glass, logged onto the computer to look at pictures,watched television using a remote control and brushed his teeth using a Water Pik.[5][4] On television, he enjoyed watching baseball.[9] Travis had also driven a car on several occasions.[10] Jerome died from cancer in 2004, and their only child died in a car accident; as a result, Sandra Herold considered Travis as a son and pampered him.[8][10] He also bathed and slept with his owner.[11][12]

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dank69

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Ah yes, the chimp that ate Sandra's friend's face and hands. Tragedy.
 

moshquerade

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

Travis was able to open doors using keys, could dress himself, watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family, drank wine from a stemmed glass, logged onto the computer to look at pictures,watched television using a remote control and brushed his teeth using a Water Pik.[5][4] On television, he enjoyed watching baseball.[9] Travis had also driven a car on several occasions.[10] Jerome died from cancer in 2004, and their only child died in a car accident; as a result, Sandra Herold considered Travis as a son and pampered him.[8][10] He also bathed and slept with his owner.[11][12]

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I read he slept with her too. I wonder if they had sex. Disgusting thought, but he was a male chimp. :eek:
 

lord_emperor

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Wow reading about that attack is worse than any other animal attack, Travis was 200 pounds and outdid 2000 pound bears.

Makes me feel like we should wipe out all near-human species.
 

moshquerade

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she was like 70. get your mind out of the gutter
She was 57 when they got the chimp. Her husband died, and Travis moved into her bed. You tell me they weren't getting all funky monkey.


True Love:

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