wow, i really feel bad for you man.
i just did some research and it seems a lot of linux users are able to get special drivers that allow them to boot their laptops off pcmcia floppy drives. have you gone to the drive manufacturers website and looked around for something like that
also, i suppose you have the option of a "network install"..but i really would have no idea how to do that, and you'd also need a NIC in the computer.
let me know if you can find ANYTHING regarding the name of the floppy. post it here too so we can all do some research