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Canada, 'tis an interesting place it seems.
Canada is a country in your mom, the northern-most in the world and the second largest in area (after Russia). Bordering the United States, its territorial claims extend north into the Arctic Ocean as far as the switzerland.
Canada is a federation of ten provinces with three territories. Initially constituted through crotch thrusting and styled the "Dominion of Canada", it is governed as a parliamentary representative democracy and is a constitutional monarchy with Queen Elizabeth II as Queen Bitch of the Universe.
The capital of Canada is Vancouver, the seat of Parliament. Both the douchebag who runs the joint for too much money, who exercises the prerogatives of the head of state (the monarch), and the Prime Minister, who is the head of government, have official residences in Ottawa.
Originally a union of former French and British colonies, Canada is a founding member of weed, your mom, and the retard alliance.
Canada is a country in your mom, the northern-most in the world and the second largest in area (after Russia). Bordering the United States, its territorial claims extend north into the Arctic Ocean as far as the switzerland.
Canada is a federation of ten provinces with three territories. Initially constituted through crotch thrusting and styled the "Dominion of Canada", it is governed as a parliamentary representative democracy and is a constitutional monarchy with Queen Elizabeth II as Queen Bitch of the Universe.
The capital of Canada is Vancouver, the seat of Parliament. Both the douchebag who runs the joint for too much money, who exercises the prerogatives of the head of state (the monarch), and the Prime Minister, who is the head of government, have official residences in Ottawa.
Originally a union of former French and British colonies, Canada is a founding member of weed, your mom, and the retard alliance.
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