Canada sucks compared to Mexico

Exterous

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With all this cold air moving through I motion that we remove 'Most Favored Hat Status' from Canada and open the floor to nominations for a replacement (I hear Estonia is interested)

Seriously Canada at least Mexico is willing to do all those jobs Americans won't do. You need to fix your shit
 
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:hmm: Maybe repressed anger at someone who thinks its possible to lose a war to a country that didn't even exist at the time of the war

Never claimed they were a country during the war. But the Canadas did in fact exist. And the US also lost against them.
 

ultimatebob

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I thought that we won the War of 1812. Wouldn't we be speaking British English and saying "God Save The Queen" if we didn't?
 
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I thought that we won the War of 1812. Wouldn't we be speaking British English and saying "God Save The Queen" if we didn't?

We invaded Canada but Canada is currently not part of the US. This is because they stopped the invasion, pushed back, and eventually both sides were like "This sucks" and ended the war.
 

Orignal Earl

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With all this cold air moving through I motion that we remove 'Most Favored Hat Status' from Canada and open the floor to nominations for a replacement (I hear Estonia is interested)

Seriously Canada at least Mexico is willing to do all those jobs Americans won't do. You need to fix your shit

Canada relies on Americans to do the jobs Canadians won't do.
Which right now happens to be working the large fans to blow the cold south
Sorry buddy, but shit flows downhill
 
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Exterous

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Never claimed they were a country during the war. But the Canadas did in fact exist. And the US also lost against them.

If you want to be pedantic we lost to the British, Canadian and Indian forces in Canada and the US frontier so saying 'how the US lost against Canada' is a misrepresentation of what actually occurred.

Also - you must be great fun at parties
 

IronWing

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If Canada is amenable to burning down Washington again, I think we can look forward to centuries of deep friendship.
 

Sonikku

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I thought that we won the War of 1812. Wouldn't we be speaking British English and saying "God Save The Queen" if we didn't?

This. The war ended with Andrew Jackson kicking the English right in the teeth in the final battle of the war.
 

blackdogdeek

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I don't know guys, I much prefer the ski conditions in Canada to the ones in Mexico but that's subjective.
 

glenn1

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Already 20 posts in and no link to "Blame Canada." You're slipping, ATOT.

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purbeast0

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i'd much rather be in mexico right now than MD.

warm beaches in cancun or mayan riviera or isla mujeres sounds amazing right now compared to the white shit that hasn't gotten off my lawn in over a week. i haven't even seen grass in like 10 days WTF!!!!
 

dainthomas

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We invaded Canada but Canada is currently not part of the US. This is because they stopped the invasion, pushed back, and eventually both sides were like "This sucks" and ended the war.

That's a little different than losing. That's more like "Wow it's even colder up here and everything smells like moose. We're outta here!"