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Canada Exposed! Polite Plan For World Domination Discovered!

J

Jimbo

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And this is just phase ONE!

1. Launch Canadian space station "Bombardier1" into orbit.

2. Use space station to electronically destroy the entire world's communication systems, with the exception of the CBC, CTV, Newsworld, YTV, CanWest Global, CityTV, MuchMusic, TVO, BBC Four, and Fox on Sundays at nine o'clock.

3. Broadcast own political agenda and propaganda on new worldwide station -- Can-O-Vision.

4. Broadcast "Heritage Moments" and "Hinterland" spots every 15 minutes.

5. Invite Peter Mansbridge to execute the turncoat traitor Peter Jennings. Show execution on live tv.

6. Kill the VJs and crew of MTV and feed their corpses to the VJs and crew of MuchMusic.

7. At the end of every broadcast day, force viewers to watch a montage of patriotic video images, as selected by the Generals and including several tyrannical subliminal messages of sublimation to Canadian World Domination. Failure to watch will result in electric shockage from the Ever-Vigilant & Omnipotent (EVO) space station "Bombardier1".

The Hideous Truth!
 
Originally posted by: SpecialEd
oh boy... does this mean I'll be seeing more of those "mentos" commericals? I believe they are canadian
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They look like something out of the 80's
 
I'm already an operative here under false pretenses!
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I knew it!
Boy, you people are EVERYWHERE!

BTW: What does "I Am Canadian" mean?
That is like code for sumthin' ain't it?
 
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