Can you spare one square, just ONE square!!!???

[NFS4]

LOL, I just couldn't help but laugh to myself when I was in the stall. I was sittin' there on the throne reading Avantgo on my iPAQ and I hear this guy come into the stall next to mine. I hear a few splashes then an audible "uh oh"

Of course, I'm thinking to myself, WTF??? He then proceeds to ask me if I had any extra TP. I look at over at my dispenser and see that I have about a 1/4 of a roll left.

"Um, I'm sorry, I don't have any extra."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, man I'm sorry, don't have any extra TP"

I then hear him sigh pull up his pants and walk out the stall. You should have looked before you "dropped off the kids" a$$wipe!!! Nobody touches my TP!!!!!

 

[thebestMAX]

Hee Hee.

Just saw that episode for the first time.

Cant spare it.

 

[b0mbrman]

Eeeuw...what about just one ply? All he needed was *one ply*

 

[trmiv]

Way to go Elaine.

 

[NFS4]

<< Way to go Elaine. >>


Actually, Elaine was the one that got the shaft

 

[GL]

You should have given him an empty roll...see if somebody would be desperate enough to wipe their a$$ with cardboard

 

[trmiv]

<<

<< Way to go Elaine. >>


Actually, Elaine was the one that got the shaft >>



True, but at the end, she was the one doing the shafting. And I don't remember the other chick's name

 

[kt]

he should've just used his underwear and go "la naturale" for the day.

Seinfeld is a great show...

 

[NFS4]

<<

<<

<< Way to go Elaine. >>


Actually, Elaine was the one that got the shaft >>



True, but at the end, she was the one doing the shafting. And I don't remember the other chick's name >>


She was the dark-haired ditzy chick that played in Twister.

Jami Gertz

 

[trmiv]

<<

<<

<<

<< Way to go Elaine. >>


Actually, Elaine was the one that got the shaft >>



True, but at the end, she was the one doing the shafting. And I don't remember the other chick's name >>


She was the dark-haired ditzy chick that played in Twister.

Jami Gertz >>



OK then. Way to go Jane.

 

[bcterps]

Man you have a 1/4 of a roll left and you couldnt spare him any? Have some compassion!

--Ben

 

[eakers]

thats pretty mean.

*kat. <-- always shares her TP when asked.

 

[Rent]

 

[GL]

O/T, but eakers I really misread your signature....<-- has a dirty mind.

So NFS4, do you know who this guy is? Did he walk out of the bathroom or just to another stall? That's nasty man...wouldn't want to do his laundry!

 

[AdamDuritz99]

Eh, though i've never been in that situation and i'm sure it would be awkward,but i would have given him some TP if i had 1/4 of a roll. I mean does it take that much to wipe your @ss. no, so share.


peace
sean

 

[fatalbert]

sucks to be that guy.

 

[NFS4]

<< O/T, but eakers I really misread your signature....<-- has a dirty mind.

So NFS4, do you know who this guy is? Did he walk out of the bathroom or just to another stall? That's nasty man...wouldn't want to do his laundry! >>


I didn't recognize the voice, and he just left...he didn't go to another stall (the rest were "empty" as well).

That's why you always check before entering a stall That's why I keep an extra stash in my room

 

[ATLien247]

If that isn't bad karma, then I don't know what is...

 

[loup garou]

Man, that guy's stupid for just leaving What you do next in this situation, is sound out the "ALL CLEAR???" then make a high speed waddle with your pants and underwear around your ankles to the next open stall and pray there's TP in that one.

Or, he could've gone sockless for the rest of the day!

 

[TuffGirl]

Oh cool, I thought I was the only one who read AvantGo on the throne. I even read AnandtechToGo on there sometimes. :Q


<< You should have looked before you "dropped off the kids" a$$wipe!!! Nobody touches my TP!!!!! >>


LOL I like how you referred to him as a$$wipe hehe...


<-- always shares her TP too... ya never know when you're gonna forget to check and need it someday

 

[polypterus]

So the guy just left without wiping his ass at all? :Q Hmm... yeah the sock idea was a good one. Hey, when the going gets tough....

dc

 

[Kenazo]

<< What you do next in this situation, is sound out the "ALL CLEAR???" then make a high speed waddle with your pants and underwear around your ankles to the next open stall and pray there's TP in that one. >>


Dang, that's the funniest thing i've read in a while LOL
high speed waddle... i can only imagine.

 

[FreeAgent]

LOL

 

[NFS4]

<<

<< What you do next in this situation, is sound out the "ALL CLEAR???" then make a high speed waddle with your pants and underwear around your ankles to the next open stall and pray there's TP in that one. >>


Dang, that's the funniest thing i've read in a while LOL
high speed waddle... i can only imagine. >>


LOL, I've done the high-speed waddle before!!

 

[TallBill]

lol.. yeah.. i aint using a sock... im definitly all over the high speed waddle idea... toilet paper, hand towels, the wall.. whatever works