Can You Spare Just $2.00?

olds

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Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye.
Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and 1 pedal.
If you send us just $2.00 we will send you the video- it's fucking hilarious!
 
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had this smoking hot high school girl come by door to door yesterday selling newspaper subscriptions to raise money for college.. i gave her $50 cash cause that's how i roll.
 

SunnyD

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Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye.
Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and 1 pedal.
If you send us just $2.00 we will send you the video- it's fucking hilarious!

You know, if Ranji was smart, he'd head to his nearest internet cafe and post up that video on youtube. I bet he'd make a hell of a lot more than $2 worth of click revenue in no time at all.
 

Drako

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Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye.
Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and 1 pedal.
If you send us just $2.00 we will send you the video- it's fucking hilarious!

You forgot "uphill both ways" on the ride. ;)
 

spidey07

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Aug 4, 2000
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2 dollars!

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coldmeat

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Jul 10, 2007
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had this smoking hot high school girl come by door to door yesterday selling newspaper subscriptions to raise money for college.. i gave her $50 cash cause that's how i roll.

and then..? For $50 she should at least touch your penis.
 

Auric

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Oct 11, 1999
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You know, if Ranji was smart, he'd head to his nearest internet cafe and post up that video on youtube. I bet he'd make a hell of a lot more than $2 worth of click revenue in no time at all.

I cut out the middlemen and pass the savings on to you! I will not be undersold! Unburden your conscience today!
 

Smoblikat

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Nov 19, 2011
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I could, but wont. I gave the delivery person a 3 dollar tip for an 11.25$ order. My good deed is done for now.