Can you pimp an inflatable sex doll?

uberman

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Can you pimp an inflatable sex doll?

South Korean cops ponder plastic prozzie poser
By Lester Haines ? More by this authorPublished Friday 13th October 2006 13:36

South Korea's finest have a bit of poser on their hands: does the pimping of inflatable sex dolls breach the country's anti-prostitution laws?

We should explain that, according to news site Chosun.com, Korean punters have developed a taste for "doll experience rooms", paying 25,000 won per hour (a tad over 14 quid, by our reckoning) for use of bed, computer, and pneumatic hussy. The market for the latter apparently took off after the Special Law on Prostitution came into effect in 2004, banning the sale of real flesh for purposes of sexual gratification.

Chosun.com says that in the immediate aftermath of the prohibition, "certain motels were providing the dolls to customers to bridge the gap". So successful did this gap-plugging initiative prove that pretty soon dedicated sex doll establishments had begun to open for business, including at least four in the city of Suwon of which police take "a dim view".

Indeed, Gyeonggi Provincial Police confirmed: "We are currently looking into whether these businesses violate the law." One officer added: "Since the sex acts are occurring with a doll and not a human being, it is unclear whether the Special Law on Prostitution applies." ®

Bootnote
According to Chosun.com, air-filled strumpets are known in the West as "dirty wives". News to us, we must admit.


I just heard Dr. Dean Edel speak of this on his radio show and I said what the heck? So I googled it.

punter - is a British English colloquialism for a customer of a prostitute. definition courtesy of Wikipedia
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Pimping an inflatable doll? I say no - according to Dave Chapelle, pimping is *not* easy, however it is with inflatable dolls, and therefore not pimping.
 

Raduque

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I think the real question is: is it still pimping when they upgrade to Real Dolls?
 

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LMAO at the thought of "sloppy seconds" from a inflatable doll.
 

bennylong

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Time to head to S. Korea and open up a chain of Real Doll Brothel! I'm going to be filthy rich!
 

drinkmorejava

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Originally posted by: bennylong
Time to head to S. Korea and open up a chain of Real Doll Brothel! I'm going to be filthy rich!

Didn't you just get engaged or something, I doubt your SO would like that
 

Syringer

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Now do thy require condoms? I can't imagine the job of cleaning up the doll afterward being all too fun.
 

uberman

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Originally posted by: Hacp
Thumbs up. A ban on prostitution means an end to Stds and aids!

You don't want that bcause then the girls go underground and are unregulated with little or no health care.

 

uberman

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That article conjures up some weird images. So you get a pimped out car, put on some pimping clothes and sell inflatable dolls out of the trunk of the car in a sleezy part of town.
 

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When I realized that the article is real, all I could think for a moment was, "wow."
Then, I wondered, wtf actually is a quid? Then I converted it to American currency... About $27.50. I'm guessing that you'd just use a garden hose or something to clean them off when you're done (I have absolutely no experience, so I haven't got a clue what's involved) - but you could probably hire an out-of-work prostitute to wash them off for $10 an hour, guessing she can clean at least 10 an hour. It seems like there's tremendous profit to be made!

Now, I wonder if it's legal in the US... :p :)
 

uberman

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
When I realized that the article is real, all I could think for a moment was, "wow."
:p :)

You have me laughing. That's how I felt when I heard it on the radio, unbelieveable. So I googled it and it is real.

 

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It's pretty funny. You can sell your sister for money in mexico, but now you can only sell her doll in SK. LOL :)
 

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
It's pretty funny. You can sell your sister for money in mexico, but now you can only sell her doll in SK. LOL :)

Actually, the police are upset and think this violates anti-prostitution laws in South Korea. If they crack down, they should only arrest the girls. I see jails filled with inflatable dolls.

 

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Originally posted by: uberman
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
It's pretty funny. You can sell your sister for money in mexico, but now you can only sell her doll in SK. LOL :)

Actually, the police are upset and think this violates anti-prostitution laws in South Korea. If they crack down, they should only arrest the girls. I see jails filled with inflatable dolls.

They should fill them all with helium, then they would have some floating prostitutes. :)

 

uberman

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1

They should fill them all with helium, then they would have some floating prostitutes. :)

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That would be funny anywhere. LOL

 

compuwiz1

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Originally posted by: uberman
Originally posted by: compuwiz1

They should fill them all with helium, then they would have some floating prostitutes. :)

That would be funny anywhere. LOL

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Hmmmm, now which orfice to fill......... ;)