kage69
Lifer
- Jul 17, 2003
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Sure, but why? It's not like I get black out drunk and piss in my closet thinking its the bathroom.
Hey, this thread is about drinking beer...
Sure, but why? It's not like I get black out drunk and piss in my closet thinking its the bathroom.
I remember showing up to college and going to a party the first night I was there. Someone tossed me a beer....when we ran out, we went down to the local gas station to get more. The guy introduced me to the lady that owned the gas station.....she had polaroid pictures of all the college kids there all over the wall. She ended up taking my picture and that was my ID for the next 2 years to buy beer without a state ID. I actually went in some time later and found the polaroid....took it down off the wall and have it in a shoebox somewhere. Things were great back then. Funny because even when I was younger, I didn't abuse alcohol often. My body told me when to stop drinking and I often would take days or sometimes a week or so off.I often don't drink at all for weeks at a time and don't even think about it .... then I'll go weeks drinking roughly a 6-pack of beer a week. Have not been drunk since the early 2000's however.
Thank goodness alcohol isn't an issue physically for me.
Problem is that it's as physically addictive as heroin for some folks and for sale on every corner as well. (plus its far more socially acceptable than hard drugs)
Roughly 17,155 and counting.
these questions always sneakily imply "are you an alcoholic". I can't go 100 days without missing something, doesn't have to be alcohol. 100 days without kipper fillets? No way. 100 days without ice cream? Are you crazy?
It really don't matter what it is, if it's normal consumption, i would miss it if i hadn't had it for 100 days.
Try 100 days without coffee. See how well you do. Now THAT is a drug that has a serious craving.
no but seriously, i can think of many things worse. 100 days without toilet paper. 100 days without shoes. 100 days bathing. Turns out i'm hopelessly addicted to cleaning by butt.
I want to say "only REAL europeans" but for some reason i feel the need to explain that bidets do not remove the need for toilet paper, as i am worried you imagine us bidet-users manually digging chunks out of our buttholes. It don't work like that.I thought you fancy European guys used bidets? What's all this "toilet paper" talk?
Nobody cares. I'll still love you just the same. C'mere...I don't drink so yeah.
You have 146 trophies?Nobody cares. I'll still love you just the same. C'mere...
What is Ryan's?I probably have many times, but I don't keep track. My thing lately is a shot or so of Ryan's at night. Helps clear my throat and let me sleep better.