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myjaja

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What would you do if your in a car and the window is rolled up and the door is locked and you have a hammer next to you and your trying to get out. How would you get out of the car?
 
hit myself on the head with the hammer. hopefully someone would walk by, see me bleeding from the head and call the police, who would then come and break out my window.
 
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
unlock the car from the inside and step out.
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Incomplete answer. The correct answer is:
"Run myjaja over, unlock door, step out, grab hammer, break any unbroken bones in myjaja's body, flee from scene.

 
So, after running over the OP, one of his splintered bones pokes your tire and you get a flat. You jack up the car, remove the wheel and place the Lug nuts in the hub cap. Along comes a car, clips the hub cap and sends all the lug nuts flying into a near by storm drain where they are totally unaccessible.

What do you do!?
 
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
unlock the car from the inside and step out.
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Incomplete answer. The correct answer is:
"Run myjaja over, unlock door, step out, grab hammer, break any unbroken bones in myjaja's body, flee from scene.
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You forgot the gasoline + match.
 
i would use a very complex procedure laid out like this:
1.remove cover of vents on dashboard.
2. insert remote door unlocking device into duct
3. reverse wiring to motors
4. turn on fan, hereby ejecting device onto sidewalk somehow.
5. get attention of passer-by with rude gestures
6. have them unlock the door.

Mcgyver taught me this technique personally.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So, after running over the OP, you get a flat tire. You jack up the car, remove the wheel and place the Lug nuts in the hub cap. Along comes a car, clips the hub cap and sends all the lug nuts flying into a near by storm drain where they are totally unaccessible.

What do you do!?
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something, something...tongue on a flagpole.
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So, after running over the OP, you get a flat tire. You jack up the car, remove the wheel and place the Lug nuts in the hub cap. Along comes a car, clips the hub cap and sends all the lug nuts flying into a near by storm drain where they are totally unaccessible.

What do you do!?
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something, something...tongue on a flagpole.
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I mean besides that! :roll: 😛
 
so is this a psychology question?

man, i'm hungry..

btw, speaking of cars, when you guys go to drive ins, do you guys stay there and eat or do you guys go home first..
 
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