Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Good lord, no.
I've done just one pull-up in my life, and for whatever reason, my abs were in terrible pain for a few days after it.
I don't even want to think how my elbows would feel after attempting a pushup like in that video.
Ow.
Eric Forman, is that you?
I think it's Gomer Pyle! "PRIVATE PYLE! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU CAN'T GIVE ME ONE SINGLE PULL UP?!?!"
Googling those names.......
Well.......almost. The pic at Wikipedia for Eric Forman is actually about how I looked in elementary school.
Similar shirt, similar hair. Go figure.
I mean, "Heeeeeyyy, that's not nice!!!"
I'm hoping for genetic engineering to do away with that damn gene that causes muscles to atrophy from lack of use.
That, or android bodies, so we can finally ditch these primitive organ sacks.

Maybe someone in the distant future will be kind enough to come back in time and resurrect me so that I can see said future.
That's my workout plan.