Can you befriend a full-grown male polar bear?

[Random Variable]

Or will he eat you no matter how nice you are to him?

 

[Rubycon]

I guess it depends on his polarity. If he is bipolar better watch out.

That reminds me of the person that told me bar magnets have north and south poles and horseshoe magnets have east and west poles. :laugh:

 

[FoBoT]

he'll get you when you least expect it

 

[marvdmartian]

Yes, you can be friends.....

You call him, "Mr Polar Bear, sir"......

and he'll call you, "DINNER"!! :shocked: :laugh:

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
I guess it depends on his polarity. If he is bipolar better watch out.

I nominate MS Dawn for "Funniest poster in a nerdy way" of 2006.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
I guess it depends on his polarity. If he is bipolar better watch out.

I nominate MS Dawn for "Funniest poster in a nerdy way" of 2006.

Looks aren't everything. 😉

 

[jtusa]

Sure you can, just ask Grizzly Man.

 

[preCRT]

YAPBT thread?

 

[spaceman]

only if you rub his bellz

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Just don't wake him up when he's dreaming.

 

[Oceandevi]

Just have plenty of puppies to feed him.

 

[MedicBob]

What do you get when you cross a Polar Bear and ATOT user Random Variable?

A Polar Bear.

 

[KDOG]

Well you go ahead and try - I'll watch. (grabs popcorn)

 

[Shame]

Despite what some posters have led you to believe, polar bears are very friendly misunderstood herbivores. Completely harmless after you give them an ice cole bottled Coca Cola...

 

[Coquito]

Where is wasserkool?

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Just don't wake him up when he's dreaming.

:laugh:

 

[BladeVenom]

Easy, you dress up in a miss Polar Bear suit, and be very friendly.

 

[compuwiz1]

Polster bears actually hunt human beings! :shocked: