Can u order an uncircumcized white phally thing?

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  1. spaceman

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    fail mcfailster
    i know your reading so i wont waste your day
    relax, have a sausage
    u r doing good
     
  2. surfsatwerk

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    And the rest of my day spent wondering...
     
  3. SunnyD

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    I was wondering where the nef thread went. :confused:
     
  4. styroe

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    Thread Question Answer: Color is difficult to control, but uncircumcised is the default configuration. You will need after market mods.
     
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    You're pissed because you can't find an uncircumcised dildo? And it has to be white? I'm sitting here, trying to imagine what in the . . . oh, nevermind. o_O
     
  7. loki8481

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    I've seen uncircumcised dildos before. the one I'm thinking of was white and modeled after an eastern European porn star.

    never saw one in person, but they do exist.
     
  8. Krazy4Real

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    spacing....
     
  9. Printer Bandit

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    make sense will someday you.
     
  10. mmntech

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    Posting in a Spaceman thread.
     
  11. Hayabusa Rider

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    I find this thread curiously refreshing.
     
  12. KeithTalent

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    Threading in a spacepost man!

    KT
     
  13. Cerpin Taxt

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    Surreptitious gleaning marked hail for the bridge dust mother.
     
    #13 Cerpin Taxt, Sep 18, 2012
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  14. Newbian

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    God I love this guy. :p
     
  15. loki8481

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    “Movable Foreskin! The authentic molded cock of Bel Ami star, Lukas Ridgeston. Lukas produces a full erection for the mold for all to enjoy. This is the first cock with a completely functioning foreskin shaft for all those who like it uncut."

    There was a time when I had to advocate repeatedly for him vs. some other mods who were convinced he was a "normal" just having us all on in a deliberately trollish manner.

    As if! :biggrin: :p :biggrin:

    spaceperson simply inhales a radically different atmosphere than we regrettably earthbound mortals do!

    <------- Me waves @ Anthony.
     
  17. BudAshes

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    Umm so where do I pick up said sausage?
     
  18. loki8481

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    it's the only one I've ever heard of.

    but I've never seen it, so I can't vouch for its quality.
     
  19. shortylickens

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    This mother fucker is so crazy I worry he might run for president next time around!