Can Superman burn his own DVDs?

[Wag]

Superman has heat vision. He has microscopic vision. Does he need to buy a burner?
(You can tell I have far too much time on my hands.)

 

[KingNothing]

haha

 

[dighn]

i dont think he has that much precision

 

[her209]

Is his penis hard as steel?

 

[Optimus]

The RIIAA would destroy him!!!!


Kryptonite lawsuits!

 

[forager]

A comic character can do anything that you can imagine.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: her209
Is his penis hard as steel?

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: forager
A comic character can do anything that you can imagine.

well said.

 

[Wag]

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

In some circles, Plastic Man is considered the most powerfull character in the DCU. He can turn himself into virtually anything. But now we're getting off topic...

 

[forager]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: her209
Is his penis hard as steel?

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

None of the above, hence they are both comic characters. And, the real superman is a vegetable.

 

[LordSnailz]

Originally posted by: forager

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: her209
Is his penis hard as steel?

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

None of the above, hence they are both comic characters. And, the real superman is a vegetable.

boo!! you're messing up the thread! =)

 

[Dragon365]

Originally posted by: Optimus
The RIIAA would destroy him!!!!


Kryptonite lawsuits!

Nah, that's the mpaa. Jack Valenti = Lex Luthor.

 

[Gibson486]

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

Maybe we should go into the (old school) gaming world and see if women would prefer pac man

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: her209
Is his penis hard as steel?

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

Probably Spider-Man, just to see what he squirts out.

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: her209
Is his penis hard as steel?

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

LOL

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: LordSnailz

Originally posted by: forager

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: her209
Is his penis hard as steel?

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

None of the above, hence they are both comic characters. And, the real superman is a vegetable.

boo!! you're messing up the thread! =)

maybe a necro- would do Reed's...while he was asleep. She wouldn't know the difference

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: LordSnailz

Originally posted by: forager

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: her209
Is his penis hard as steel?

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

None of the above, hence they are both comic characters. And, the real superman is a vegetable.

boo!! you're messing up the thread! =)

maybe a necro- would do Reed's...while he was asleep. She wouldn't know the difference

 

[Richdog]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: her209
Is his penis hard as steel?

More importantly, who would most girls prefer to screw, Reed Richards (Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, stretch man) or Superman.

Probably Spider-Man, just to see what he squirts out.

LMAO I was halfway through having a drink and just coughed my guts up after reading that as well as soaked my keyboard with tea.

Anyway, Mr.Fantastic wouldn't even have to move, he could just stretch and unstretch his wang and wouldnt have to move the rest of his body. Superman has the danger of doing a superthrust by accident in the heat of passion and sending the woman out of a window by the sheer force of it. Ouch. :beer:

 

[Richdog]

Hmm, feel sorry for Green Goblin bet he never gets lucky.