Can somone tell me all the unwritten rules

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Nope. If someone was to post the unrwitten rules, then they would become written rules, thus no longer being unwritten.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Nope. If someone was to post the unrwitten rules, then they would become written rules, thus no longer being unwritten.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

so..... the written rule is... "don't post the unwritten rules" ??

 

[RossMAN]

In mother Russia the rules write you!

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Edit: Now with exact quote!

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Missed that rule. Link?

Missing unwritten rules are a bannable offense!

As true today as when it was written.

 

[ohtwell]

Don't post naughty words about the mods in your sig.


: ) Amanda

 

[murban135]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
The unwritten rule is actually a mathematical formula too long and complex for you to understand anyway. The inputs are the degree of obnoxiousness/childishness/inflamatory/etc. remarks you make. Other inputs include "post count", "How liked/disliked you are here", and "does anyone know you".

The function returns one of 4 outputs: ban, vacation, warn, or ignore.

Despite the formula's incredible complexity, mods have almost an idiot-savant ability to determine the answer nearly instantaneously after reading your post and glancing at your name and post count.
(although I've suspected the mean-mod actually has to use a calculator)

Classic!

 

[Hammer]

don't post conservative threads in P&N

auto-ban

 

[Pliablemoose]

The first rule about unwritten rules is don't talk about unwritten rules.

 

[randalee]

I learned you can't do a parody of one of your own threads... "Breakin' the law, breakin' the law -- dun-dun-dun"

 

[squirrel dog]

 

[conjur]

<ahem>

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...did=1192838&arctab=arc

 

[iamme]

if the stripper tells you that you're handsome, even with the lights on.....she's lying.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: conjur
<ahem>

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...did=1192838&arctab=arc

:heart:

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Nope. If someone was to post the unrwitten rules, then they would become written rules, thus no longer being unwritten.

lol nice answer

 

[Triumph]

You don't talk about Anandtech.

 

[MechJinx]

the answer is 42

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: iamme
if the stripper tells you that you're handsome, even with the lights on.....she's lying.

:laugh:

 

[squirrel dog]

Look , Lurk , Learn . Some of the more radical posters will come up mia and that should clue you . Nude pics/urls/cuss words/ect will get you banned . Use some common sense and you should be fine .

 

[His Lord Uberdude]

Don't go to P&N.

 

[RossMAN]

This is definitely a no-no

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
This is definitely a no-no

:Q