Can someone who reads and understands "moron"

Wheezer

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This was posted on a local forum that I frequent...to me it just furthers the idea that those who cannot read, spell correctly or use a freakin' spell checker should not own a computer or be allowed to post....enjoy (part of me hopes this is a joke...with so many hillbillies around here, it's hard to tell.)


the man next door kids came over to play with my kids the mans kids started to brack my sons things we told him we dont aked like that here he told my wife to f--- her mom mined you the kid is 4 so we had to the kid and dad hes not welcome over no more 3 days later we had sent are kids out to play we just finshed dinner the guy kicked in my door and yeld for me to come down stairs i went to see what was going on he told my kids to get there a-- back in the houes i told he he dont tell my kids what to do so he hit my sone in the cheast and knoked him back in the door i called the mvpd thay came out and looked my son cant move his arm and has a brouse on his cheast the cops said all we can do is a report the guy came back 1 hour later and started to theartin me and my failmy we called the mvpd back out thy told the guy to stay a way from my home or he would go to jail after about 2 or 3 hours later me and my borther went to get smokes and pop we got to my drive way and was stop by guy and 4 of his friends and his wife and a friend they tried to jump me and my borther the ladies jumped my wife i called 911 it took 13 min. for thim to get to my home wen the cops got theier they chased the poepl though my back yard one cop stop in the chase and looked at us and said you are the ----- failmy in my eyes you started this and you are going to jail this was the first time this cop was here i called my lawer to come put a stop to him arsting us so he told us we are only a loud out of are home from 6 in the morring tell6 at nite thin he said better yet you all half to leave and i better not find you here tonite and thin he said once you come home i dont care if the guy is in your home if i come back our get a call from you you will go to jail he didnt care if we were dieing we went to jail
 

mugs

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Unfortunately most of those are real words that wouldn't be caught by a spell checker. A grammar checker would probably underline the whole post, and a "stupid checker," if such a thing existed, would probably commit sepuku after the first sentence (which, as it happens, is the entire post).
 

So

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Shens. This can't be for real. Nobody spells "act" as "aked" -- it's gotta be a fake.

Funny though.
 

hypn0tik

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Hahahaha. This is funny.

His entire short story is composed of 1 sentence and no grammar whatsoever.
 

Yreka

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Translation
  • Neighbor kid is a little asshole
    Our protagonist in the tale tells him and his father he is not allowed at their house anymore.
    All is quiet for 3 days, inbreeding ensues.
    Father of the asshole kid comes back, punches his kid in the chest. This knocks the Dale Earnhart mug out of his hand and sends grape kool-aid all over the trailer.
    Cops come, do nothing
    Protagonist and brother get jumped while returning from a meth and cigarettes run.
    Cops come again, tired of all the dumb fvckery tell the protagonist if they have to come back again he will be going to jail.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: So
Shens. This can't be for real. Nobody spells "act" as "aked" -- it's gotta be a fake.

Funny though.

yep. a person this dumb couldn't even possibly know how to work a pc.
 

Wheezer

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Originally posted by: Yreka
Translation
  • Neighbor kid is a little asshole
    Our protagonist in the tale tells him and his father he is not allowed at their house anymore.
    All is quiet for 3 days, inbreeding ensues.
    Father of the asshole kid comes back, punches his kid in the chest. This knocks the Dale Earnhart mug out of his hand and sends grape kool-aid all over the trailer.
    Cops come, do nothing
    Protagonist and brother get jumped while returning from a meth and cigarettes run.
    Cops come again, tired of all the dumb fvckery tell the protagonist if they have to come back again he will be going to jail.

LOL...THANK YOU!!!
 

dullard

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Don't worry, I am fluent in Moronese.

Translation:
I have a next door neighbor; we'll call him Bob. Bob's kids came to my house to play. These kids broke my son's toys. We told one of Bob's boys to behave. The boy swore at my wife, even though he was only 4 years old. And now that child is banned from our house.

Three days later, Bob kicked in my door. He yelled for me and my children. I told Bob not to tell my kids what to do (even though I just told his kid what to do three days earlier). Bob hit my son and pushed him back, which bruised his chest. I called the police and they wrote a report on the incident.

An hour later, Bob came back and threatened my family and I. I called the police again. The police ordered Bob to stay away from the house. Later that night, as I was leaving my house, Bob and 5 friends confronted me and my brother. I called the cops again. One of the cops accused me of starting this fued.

I called my lawyer. The cop put a curfew from 6 am to 6 pm on my family. The cop said, "I don't want to find you here tonight again. I don't care if Bob is in your home or if you are dying. Don't call the police again, or you are going to jail.
 

dainthomas

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Originally posted by: So
Shens. This can't be for real. Nobody spells "act" as "aked" -- it's gotta be a fake.

Funny though.

Totally shens. Who spells "allowed" as "a loud"?
 

Tiamat

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Originally posted by: dullard
Don't worry, I am fluent in Moronese.

Translation:
I have a next door neighbor; we'll call him Bob. Bob's kids came to my house to play. These kids broke my son's toys. We told one of Bob's boys to behave. The boy swore at my wife, even though he was only 4 years old. And now that child is banned from our house.

Three days later, Bob kicked in my door. He yelled for me and my children. I told Bob not to tell my kids what to do (even though I just told his kid what to do three days earlier). Bob hit my son and pushed him back, which bruised his chest. I called the police and they wrote a report on the incident.

An hour later, Bob came back and threatened my family and I. I called the police again. The police ordered Bob to stay away from the house. Later that night, as I was leaving my house, Bob and 5 friends confronted me and my brother. I called the cops again. One of the cops accused me of starting this fued.

I called my lawyer. The cop put a curfew from 6 am to 6 pm on my family. The cop said, "I don't want to find you here tonight again. I don't care if Bob is in your home or if you are dying. Don't call the police again, or you are going to jail.


:thumbsup:
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: So
Shens. This can't be for real. Nobody spells "act" as "aked" -- it's gotta be a fake.

Funny though.

Totally shens. Who spells "allowed" as "a loud"?

i wouldn't doubt that a few members here would.
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: So
Shens. This can't be for real. Nobody spells "act" as "aked" -- it's gotta be a fake.

Funny though.

Totally shens. Who spells "allowed" as "a loud"?

As crazy as this sounds, I think Anandtech is darn near the pinnacle of spelling and grammar on Internet forums. We don't have a lot of really stupid people here; when a stupid person comes around we usually run them off. While posting on other forums that do not appeal to people of higher intelligence, I've seen the same type of spelling mistake that you two picked out many times - the word is mangled, but it still *sounds* right. In fact I've seen the "a loud" spelling of "allowed" before. Pick a forum that is populated by stay-at-home moms. It will shock and amaze you, especially when you consider that these people are raising the next generation. :(

I've never seen anything this bad before, but it's not so much worse than anything I've seen that I'd dismiss it outright as shens. It's not like this country is devoid of barely literate people.
 

OutHouse

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"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"
 

Kaspian

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Originally posted by: dullard
Don't worry, I am fluent in Moronese.

Translation:
I have a next door neighbor; we'll call him Bob. Bob's kids came to my house to play. These kids broke my son's toys. We told one of Bob's boys to behave. The boy swore at my wife, even though he was only 4 years old. And now that child is banned from our house.

Three days later, Bob kicked in my door. He yelled for me and my children. I told Bob not to tell my kids what to do (even though I just told his kid what to do three days earlier). Bob hit my son and pushed him back, which bruised his chest. I called the police and they wrote a report on the incident.

An hour later, Bob came back and threatened my family and I. I called the police again. The police ordered Bob to stay away from the house. Later that night, as I was leaving my house, Bob and 5 friends confronted me and my brother. I called the cops again. One of the cops accused me of starting this fued.

I called my lawyer. The cop put a curfew from 6 am to 6 pm on my family. The cop said, "I don't want to find you here tonight again. I don't care if Bob is in your home or if you are dying. Don't call the police again, or you are going to jail.


LOL, I liked that.:)

 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: So
Shens. This can't be for real. Nobody spells "act" as "aked" -- it's gotta be a fake.

Funny though.

Totally shens. Who spells "allowed" as "a loud"?

As crazy as this sounds, I think Anandtech is darn near the pinnacle of spelling and grammar on Internet forums. We don't have a lot of really stupid people here; when a stupid person comes around we usually run them off. While posting on other forums that do not appeal to people of higher intelligence, I've seen the same type of spelling mistake that you two picked out many times - the word is mangled, but it still *sounds* right. In fact I've seen the "a loud" spelling of "allowed" before. Pick a forum that is populated by stay-at-home moms. It will shock and amaze you, especially when you consider that these people are raising the next generation. :(

I've never seen anything this bad before, but it's not so much worse than anything I've seen that I'd dismiss it outright as shens. It's not like this country is devoid of barely literate people.

Yeh, just read a handful of the "comments" on a popular Youtube video. Mother of God. If that doesn't make baby Jesus weep I don't know what would. I can't believe that "authors" (term used loosely) of the comments are actually mentally capable of turning on a computer and actually being functional enough with it to navigate to a site and leave comments.

 

PepePeru

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you guys expect way too much.
when a large percentage of adults are functionally illiterate in this country, how could this be considered 'shens'?

i mean the only type of people that get involved in this type of crap are more often than not ignorant white trash rednecks. since when are ignorant rednecks known for grammar and spelling...
 

RadiclDreamer

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Originally posted by: So
Shens. This can't be for real. Nobody spells "act" as "aked" -- it's gotta be a fake.

Funny though.

My cousin does, but then again hes 19 and has moderate LD
 

jupiter57

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Originally posted by: G Wizard
you guys expect way too much.
when a large percentage of adults are functionally illiterate in this country, how could this be considered 'shens'?

i mean the only type of people that get involved in this type of crap are more often than not ignorant white trash rednecks. since when are ignorant rednecks known for grammar and spelling...

QFT!

Schools nowadays are all about getting them in & getting them out. Seems that teaching them anything is forbidden, lest one child does better than another & that wouldn't be fair.

I have a great-nephew who will graduate High School in 2 years, never been held back, never been failed (Then again, at least he's never made the Honor Roll!), but I doubt that the boy could even compose a sentence/story half as good as that one.
For christs sake, he can't even count money!
(HeHe, it's funny at family gatherings when he pulls out his wallet & I trade him 2- $1 bills for each one of his $20 bills! :) )

And yes, he's an ignorant white trash redneck, from ignorant white trash parents.
(He is from the wife's side of the family, although I do have an ignorant white trash sister, she wasn't raised that way, she married into it and just conforms to their way of life!)
 

manowar821

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: So
Shens. This can't be for real. Nobody spells "act" as "aked" -- it's gotta be a fake.

Funny though.

yep. a person this dumb couldn't even possibly know how to work a pc.

Are you shitting me? Look at myspace.
 

Aikouka

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Heh, as I've mentioned before, I peruse the dating sites from time to time and there are quite a number of people on there that have spelling that probably rivals this guy. Worst one was this woman that had poor spelling and she's an elementary teacher. I think all I said was, "I don't want her teaching my kids let alone having them! Kthxbai!"
 

athithi

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Originally posted by: mugs
Unfortunately most of those are real words that wouldn't be caught by a spell checker. A grammar checker would probably underline the whole post, and a "stupid checker," if such a thing existed, would probably commit sepuku after the first sentence (which, as it happens, is the entire post).

:laugh: