can someone translate this??

[weflyhigh]

"hahahaa omgg ur funny!! i lyke every1s status cuz its funny sumtimee n sumtime its my friends on my 9page likein every1s tuff on mine"

 

[TridenT]

Translation: "I want your body"

 

[Platypus]

"I don't deserve to be alive"

 

[eldorado99]

"pie is terrible"D:

 

[Tristicus]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Should sum it up pretty well.

 

[weflyhigh]

her next response...
what the fuck...

"hahahaa lmaoo idkk how it is i jus thinkk everything is funnyy n yu cn jus lyke my status they dnt make senncee cuz i jus type watever i fell lyke hahaha"

 

[ahenkel]

it says; I have suffered a traumatic head injury in the past, and I would appreciate your understanding.

 

[xanis]

"I may possess a moderate to heavy level of mental retardation. Please don't judge me."

 

[Murloc]

I'm an analphabet and I don't know how to express my feelings other than with dumb shit. If there is a silence, I fill it with trashtalk.

 

[ahenkel]

"I may possess a moderate to heavy level of mental retardation. Please don't judge me."

I'm placing all my bets on heavy.

 

[MJinZ]

omghi2u!!!

*sniper rifle point blank*

 

[D1gger]

"Hello, my name is weflyhigh."

 

[Heller]

"I may possess a moderate to heavy level of mental retardation. Please don't judge me."

:awe::awe::awe::awe::awe::awe::awe::awe::awe::awe:

 

[polarmystery]

I'm guessing she's at most, 12.

 

[Old Hippie]

"hahahaa omgg ur funny!! i lyke every1s status cuz its funny sumtimee n sumtime its my friends on my 9page likein every1s tuff on mine"

Sorry no and I wouldn't even know why anyone would try.

 

[Fenixgoon]

"hey dawg, i herd u like updatez, so i put an update in ur update so u can update while you update"

 

[IronWing]

"Put a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie."

 

[mizzou]

"Have you read the latest iteration of the Encyclopedia: Britannica? It's scope is really quite breathtaking, a must read!"

 

[dighn]

"derrrr...."