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It's a Happy Monday, in case you hadn't heard
There was plenty of freaky dancing down Elstree way as Bez bamboozled the bookies to win Celebrity Big Brother.
And with the complete overuse of the headline 'Happy Monday' across the tabloids, it seems the red-tops are right chuffed that the Manc madman took the spoils.
One-time crazy shape-puller Bez proved he still had the moves, when he heard Davina announce to the house he'd pipped Brigitte and Kenzie to the top spot.
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"There's no way ? I'm not having that. I don't believe that. I can't believe that. That's s**t," the baggy-trousered one eulogised on hearing the result.
The Mirror reports that the erstwhile rocker was declared bankrupt last August and is currently cash-strapped because he helps an elderly neighbour repay her mortgage.
That said, the northern monkey still plans to give a share of his £50,000 prize money to the Tsunami fund.
Over at the Daily Star, they couldn't give a toss about the dosh, reporting that Bez is just dying for a bonk and a spliff after being locked up in the house.
We doubt he'll have trouble bumming xxx from now on.
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It's a Happy Monday, in case you hadn't heard
There was plenty of freaky dancing down Elstree way as Bez bamboozled the bookies to win Celebrity Big Brother.
And with the complete overuse of the headline 'Happy Monday' across the tabloids, it seems the red-tops are right chuffed that the Manc madman took the spoils.
One-time crazy shape-puller Bez proved he still had the moves, when he heard Davina announce to the house he'd pipped Brigitte and Kenzie to the top spot.
Click here for more Big Brother news
"There's no way ? I'm not having that. I don't believe that. I can't believe that. That's s**t," the baggy-trousered one eulogised on hearing the result.
The Mirror reports that the erstwhile rocker was declared bankrupt last August and is currently cash-strapped because he helps an elderly neighbour repay her mortgage.
That said, the northern monkey still plans to give a share of his £50,000 prize money to the Tsunami fund.
Over at the Daily Star, they couldn't give a toss about the dosh, reporting that Bez is just dying for a bonk and a spliff after being locked up in the house.
We doubt he'll have trouble bumming xxx from now on.
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