Can someone translate this email from my friend

[Broohaha]

i am riuclsouy druk byu i will ry to recount teh eventsof theneight i =as bets as i can. RTrju,

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i drank a lot at teh vsriosu roomjs an then i we nt to somkes and k me met some girls and i met some guy name d andy anbdi i lkaed ot tujulai adnd talked to another andy an d talked to the m for awhle and aktalked to some oteher tandom peol and thneni came basc to dtd and thentalked to some girls and thentalke d to tot my borhersbrothersa nd the nl tlaked to some people na and nwo i'm i' mi am hjer. TRu .


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god sometimes i wish i drank

 

[Lizardman]

i am rediculously Drunk and will try to recount the envents of tonight. As best I can.

I will not bother to do the rest because I am sure you are not retarded. In which case you can do the rest by yourself.

 

[olds]

He's not drunk, just illiterate.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

I am ridiculously drunk but i will try to recap the night as best i can...

I drank a lot at the various rooms and then i went to smoke and met some girls and a guy named andy. I talked to (some chick) and another andy, talked to other random people and then came back to a room to talk to some girls, then talked to my "brothers" and talked to some people and now im here. True story.

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
He's not drunk, just illiterate.

 

[her209]

i am riuclsouy druk byu i will ry to recount teh eventsof theneight i =as bets as i can. RTrju,

i drank a lot at teh vsriosu roomjs an then i we nt to somkes and k me met some girls and i met some guy name d andy anbdi i lkaed ot tujulai adnd talked to another andy an d talked to the m for awhle and aktalked to some oteher tandom peol and thneni came basc to dtd and thentalked to some girls and thentalke d to tot my borhersbrothersa nd the nl tlaked to some people na and nwo i'm i' mi am hjer. TRu .

Translation:
I got laid while you stayed home. Call you tomorrow morning when both girls leave.

 

[Fudssa]

Originally posted by: her209

i am riuclsouy druk byu i will ry to recount teh eventsof theneight i =as bets as i can. RTrju, i drank a lot at teh vsriosu roomjs an then i we nt to somkes and k me met some girls and i met some guy name d andy anbdi i lkaed ot tujulai adnd talked to another andy an d talked to the m for awhle and aktalked to some oteher tandom peol and thneni came basc to dtd and thentalked to some girls and thentalke d to tot my borhersbrothersa nd the nl tlaked to some people na and nwo i'm i' mi am hjer. TRu .

Translation: I got laid while you stayed home. Call you tomorrow morning when both girls leave.

Translation of Translation: I fapped while you posted.