Can someone post the funny messages that have been posted at the top of the forum?

[manlymatt83]

I closed out of all 3 of them, but now want to show someone.

Thanks!

 

[Nox51]

THE FORUMS WILL BE DOWN AGAIN FOR 25 HOURS from 12:15 am this Saturday, Dec. 5th until 1:15 am Sunday the 6th for quadruple secret maintenance.
During this otherwise unwelcome interregnum, please find something productive to do. Om for world peace or re-grout the tile in your bathroom. You DO have a bathroom, don't you?
Oh, sure, you'll curse us at first, but in the end, this short vacation will make a better person out of you, and you can thank us later.

 

[JohnCU]

is it perk or toker doing this?

 

[sivart]

I saw the messages, didn't find them funny.