Can someone nearby bring me some riot gear ASAP?

Windogg

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The email server in Texas are down again. This is all followed by weeks of gateway problems where email took as look as 24 hours to be sent out. The server crapped out after everyone wrote new ones so hours worth of work came back as undeliverable to everyone. One person got 45 messages bounced back to her.

As I speak, there is an angry mob outside my office demanding I do something. Hmm... I guess I could fly over to Dallas. The windows are sealed which actually isn't a bad thing since it's a three story drop to a concrete walkway. I'm sure if the situation gets desperate enough I can toss a chair through the windows and attempt to make a Matrix like jump the tree 15 feet away.

I plead that anyone within 15 miles of Lexington, Massachusetts please respond ASAP with teargas, water cannons, and riot shields.

HURRY!!! The lock is not holding. They will be in any second. I don't have mu.......................
 

SmiZ

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If you have a swiss army knife and a mullet you could try to make a stun gun out of your stapler.

Otherwise, I'm in rochester NY so I won't be much help. Try playing dead, but don't forget to cover up vital organs when you colapse on the ground.


Good Luck :)
 

vi edit

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Oct 28, 1999
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Or you can play hardball...

"Oh, so you think that it's bad that the mail server is down...Well how about if I delete solitaire off of all of you machines BWUAHAHAH HAHAA HAHAHA!!!!!"
 

ArkAoss

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WHAT windogg you slimy low life nasty disgusting two timing son of a mother!!!
wife and girlfriend?????
NO MENTION OF YOUR BMW??
how could you!!
Having such a wonderful thing in your life, and throwing it aside for a wife and girlfriend..
uggh :| :Q :disgust:
I vow never to read another post by jerks like you ever again!!
 

shiner

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Riot gear....riot gear? Damn!! Can't find any. I do have an old Quiet Riot album from back in my high school days. Think that would help?
 

Viper GTS

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Order pizzas on your company account. Have them delivered to the lobby, then sneak out of your office when the crowd (led by Shamu) thunders away.

Viper GTS