Can someone help me fill in my job application form?

[cabri]

i dont give my real age online hence why I lied. Who dosent lie on the Internet forums?
Some of you people are horrible. I am sad.

You ask for help but lie on the details 😕

How can we tell if you actually want help with anything.

You may be corrupting your language on purpose as a trolling effort.😡

 

[Newell Steamer]

Dear diary,

The internet fellows are not only slinging insults and accusations,.. but questions as well!! I do not know how this will all play out,...

 

[blake0812]

This thread is going places :biggrin:

 

[smackababy]

If I do help you fill out the application, and you somehow receive the job (after me helping you pick out interview attire, obviously) am I going to be expected to help you do the job as well? And, will I be helping you spend the pittance you will be paid?

 

[Stopsignhank]

That is not what I was expecting. I thought the excuse would be "we have no money and so my brother/sister share a computer and they posted on my account."

 

[BurnItDwn]

Proper English varies by country and region.

You first need to decide which dialect to use, I recommend you use West Country English because it is the closest to what we think of as to how a Pirate would sound.

Correction: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Country_dialects