Can some hairy men help me out please?

Vich

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I seem to have a problem that impacts many aspects of my life. I have a hairy bottom.
When i go to the bathroom (poop) it always takes me like 10min to wipe my butt. I keep wiping and wiping and wiping but more poop is still on the toilet paper. Its especially bad if i am in a public bathroom because they have such rough toilet paper that excoriates my anus. What do you guys do to prevent this? Sometimes i will have a nice formed stool that requires no wiping ( which is a god send) but most of the time its very messy. I attribute it to the hairyness of my perineum. Comments? Sympathizers?

What have you guys done? Special wiping techniques or using wet-ones ( have these at home dont always work).

Im about | | close to going to a gastroenterologist and being like, what do i do.
 

Vich

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Originally posted by: Tick
Are you shooting for a vacation?

No, its a serious question. Dude i missed one of my freaking exams in the morning cuz i couldnt get my bottom clean.

Then another time, i almost missed the freaking train, cuz it took me 30min to wipe my butt. And by the time i finally got it clean it was bleeding.

This is not a joke