You should have just started saying weird things, and then posting the conversation later. Like, Dual Xeons suck, my 8way DX33 box would trash it in any benchmark.
Or, I read on AT HighTech forum you should remove the heatsinks. Intel's been holding back on releasing the faster processors they've already developed because of profit and they designed the current batch so that heatsinks actually hold the heat in. If you remove them and overvolt them they'll hit 4GHz.
That kinda stuff.
Or, hey, your mom's busy polishing my knob, I/M me later.