Can our senile butts engage in flame wars again please?

[Zeze]

I just realized I can't do call outs.

Just diss me instead.

 

[sdifox]

Get back on the boat you came off of

 

[sandorski]

Thread's lame. Come at mew bro1.....[/musteredOut]

 

[BudAshes]

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

 

[nakedfrog]

Shut the fuck up, Donny, you're out of your element!

 

[Zeze]

Get back on the boat you came off of

That's a lazy one. Please tell me your ethnicity you fruitcake.

 

[Zeze]

Shut the fuck up, Donny, you're out of your element!

Eat my shorts.

 

[Zeze]

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

Do it loser.

 

[Zeze]

Thread's lame. Come at mew bro1.....[/musteredOut]

Are you like this in bed with your wife too?

 

[BudAshes]

Do it loser.

Well it is a proven fact that you are a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Hey, where did you get those clothes? From the Toilet Store?

 

[Zeze]

Well it is a proven fact that you are a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt.

Ok this is just too far.

 

[nakedfrog]

Eat my shorts.

It looks like you already did!

I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean.

 

[sdifox]

That's a lazy one. Please tell me your ethnicity you fruitcake.

I am from a subtropical island south of Korea

 

[MrSquished]

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

 

[sdifox]

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

He dead no?

 

[MrSquished]

He dead no?

Even worse.




(btw that's a line from a big movie)

 

[sdifox]

Op smells like teen spirit.

 

[sdifox]

Koreans invented kimchi just so they don't have to smell op.

 

[Iron Woode]

You are being flamed because:

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
[x] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[x] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a lame-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[x] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your s**t somewhere else
[ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or f**k off
[ ] All of the above

 

[nakedfrog]

You are being flamed because:

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
[x] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[x] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a lame-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[x] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your s**t somewhere else
[ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or f**k off
[ ] All of the above

It's an older meme, but it checks out, sir.

 

[Fenixgoon]

your avatar tells you what we think of your posts, OP

 

[BudAshes]

It's an older meme, but it checks out, sir.

There are people in their 20's younger than that meme.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

Gawd damn it smells like maturity and respectful disagreement up in this bitch!

 

[nakedfrog]

Gawd damn it smells like maturity and respectful disagreement up in this bitch!

That's a lot of words to say that OP reeks of Ben-gay.