Can masturbation be considered exercise?

[nitrousninja]

I mean, can you burn a lot of calories that way or how about cardio? If it's better for me than jogging I might have to switch This came up at work last night and none of us really know anything about health(we all eat like crap)

 

[randomlinh]

heh, unless you do a LOT of it.. i don't think it'll be replacing jogging anytime soon.... altho, sex burns up quite a bit of calories

 

[Kadarin]

Six times a day on a daily basis should do the trick...

 

[minendo]

<< Can masturbation be considered exercise? >>


No, but it is involuntary manslaughter. Think of the poor kittens.

 

[Theslowone]

I don't think it can hurt, if thats your only form of exercise then stick with it.

 

[veryape]

It may sound amusing but my right forearm is a lot bigger than my left. Guess which hand does the wanking.

 

[Carbo]

That depends. Are you doing it while on the treadmill?

 

[Nitemare]

<< That depends. Are you doing it while on the treadmill? >>



Would that even be possible?

calories

 

[RPatrick]

Its probably not good excercise, considering the percentage of overweight males around!


What percentage of men do this? Maybe we should have a poll...

 

[Nitemare]

<< Its probably not good excercise, considering the percentage of overweight males around!


What percentage of men do this? Maybe we should have a poll... >>



That would get locked so fast...surprised this one is still here

I think the rule of thumb is 90% of males masturbate and the other 10% lie and say they don't masturbate..

 

[NeoMadHatter]

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<< Can masturbation be considered exercise? >>


No, but it is involuntary manslaughter. Think of the poor kittens. >>



lol, poor kittens. and i say no. it's stupid to think so.

 

[jpucci1]

<< Its probably not good excercise, considering the percentage of overweight males around!


What percentage of men do this? Maybe we should have a poll... >>



women are just as guilty

 

[Theslowone]

women are just as guilty

Sooo true, but men are more apt to say they do.

 

[GrumpyMan]

If I let someone else do it for me then am I doing them a favor by keeping them in shape?

 

[Psylence]

:Q

 

[bandXtrb]

work it, work it!

 

[Ns1]

<< Can masturbation be considered exercise? >>


No, but it is involuntary manslaughter. Think of the poor kittens.


rofl