Can I use a harbor freight infrared laser thermometer to scan people before they invade my 6 ft radius?

[brainhulk]

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Is there some simple adjustment factor that will correlate a forehead laser temp to internal body temp?

 

[IronWing]

Yes, but a fire extinguisher is more effective.

 

[highland145]

Yes, but a fire extinguisher is more effective.

Bear spray.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Bear spray.

And my axe!

 

[IronWing]

And my axe!

This would work if you can swing one handed and are quick with the thermometer.

 

[highland145]

And my axe!

 

[nakedfrog]

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Yeah, a healthy coating of that should keep people six or more feet away.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Can't you just cultivate a strong body odor? Or walk around pantless muttering to yourself where the only discernible word is "mutilate". That should get you a 20 foot radius easy.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Why not just purchase a rectal thermometer??

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Why not just purchase a rectal thermometer??

Then big data will know you're into butt stuff (in case they didn't already have that info from your porn searches) and tailor the advertising you see accordingly.

 

[sdifox]

Cattle prod

 

[Captante]

Can I use a harbor freight infrared laser thermometer to scan people before they invade my 6 ft radius?

Yes you can .... but we'll just sneeze on you from 7 feet away and keep you in suspense!

 

[PlanetJosh]

How are we supposed to navigate just walking on busy sidewalks & streets downtown with or without a temperature device? Lots of sidestepping or something idk.

 

[IronWing]

How are we supposed to navigate just walking on busy sidewalks & streets downtown with or without a temperature device? Lots of sidestepping or something idk.

Dude, do you even Doom? Chaingun.

 

[Scarpozzi]

If any ladies are within 6 feet of you, they probably don't have a pulse. 😁

 

[Steltek]

Can't you just cultivate a strong body odor? Or walk around pantless muttering to yourself where the only discernible word is "mutilate". That should get you a 20 foot radius easy.

If that doesn't work, cut off your right hand and replace it with a chainsaw. If you want to be environmentally friendly about it, use a rechargable one.

Your "mutilate"s will then have more gravitas.