Can i make walmart buy me a new stapler?

[aphex]

I have a swingline stapler that accepts Standard Staples... I bought some Standard Staples from walmart and they dont seem to fit right, got stuck, and now my stapler wont open.

bastards.

 

[KLin]

Whatever floats your boat Milton.

 

[Ryan]

haha

 

[Colt45]

youre an idiot. theres like 3 parts to a stapler, it cant be that hard to fix.

 

[skywhr]

Originally posted by: Colt45
youre an idiot. theres like 3 parts to a stapler, it cant be that hard to fix.

HAHA

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: Colt45
youre an idiot. theres like 3 parts to a stapler, it cant be that hard to fix.

gimme your colt 45 and i'll fix it.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Colt45
youre an idiot. theres like 3 parts to a stapler, it cant be that hard to fix.

gimme your colt 45 and i'll fix it.

I picked the name after the beer, not the gun. So i guess if you want a soggy stapler i can buy you one

 

[aphex]

i guess walmart wont be renumerating me for anything, the stapler is now in 25 pieces on the floor after a visit from my friend the hammer.

 

Yes, get a lawyer, file a lawsuit and sue for a new stapler.

 

[NumbaJuan]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Yes, get a lawyer, file a lawsuit and sue for a new stapler.

lol

 

[shaddupfool]

Originally posted by: aphex
I have a swingline stapler that accepts Standard Staples... I bought some Standard Staples from walmart and they dont seem to fit right, got stuck, and now my stapler wont open.

bastards.

cheap ass

 

[suse920]

huh

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: Colt45

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Colt45
youre an idiot. theres like 3 parts to a stapler, it cant be that hard to fix.

gimme your colt 45 and i'll fix it.

I picked the name after the beer, not the gun. So i guess if you want a soggy stapler i can buy you one

Named after the WHAT?!?!

I think that's ACTUALLY scarier than his stapler problem...

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Yes, get a lawyer, file a lawsuit and sue for a new stapler.

I'll have my JD in a year and a half, i'll do it myself.