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Can I get a surgery to make my eyes look 'slanted'?

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Smackem

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I have heard that there are operations available to people who have 'slanted eyes'. I wonder if I can have surgery to make my eyes look 'slanted'.
 
I spit a little when I read this....lol

edit: wiping off my screen now!!!!
 
WTF??

LOL. I once asked a close Asian buddy if he had trouble seeing. He proceeded to ask me if I was tired from pickin' cotten yet. I responded with his feet looked wet from standing in patties.

We joke around like that alot 😉
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
WTF??

LOL. I once asked a close Asian buddy if he had trouble seeing. He proceeded to ask me if I was tired from pickin' cotten yet. I responded with his feet looked wet from standing in patties.

We joke around like that alot 😉
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That's cool :thumbsup: Would you feel uncomfortable if a white person bantered the same way with you?
 
Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Originally posted by: NFS4
WTF??

LOL. I once asked a close Asian buddy if he had trouble seeing. He proceeded to ask me if I was tired from pickin' cotten yet. I responded with his feet looked wet from standing in patties.

We joke around like that alot 😉
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That's cool :thumbsup: Would you feel uncomfortable if a white person bantered the same way with you?
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If it was with just my friends, I probably wouldn't care...although it just seems to be me and Joe that go back and forth.

He started off by calling me "Black Man" whenever he calls me up. So I respond by calling him "Yella Man." It's weird b/c me and him joke like that with each other ALL the time just for kicks, yet not to anyone else. Maybe it's b/c we're the only "minorities" in our circle of friends.
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
WTF??

LOL. I once asked a close Asian buddy if he had trouble seeing. He proceeded to ask me if I was tired from pickin' cotten yet. I responded with his feet looked wet from standing in patties.

We joke around like that alot 😉
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Yeah my friends make a bunch of racial jokes around me but it's cool, they're funny and I don't care about racism to me as long as it's not harmful.

But to asnwer your question we have a better time seeing than you people do. Think of it as "widescreen."
 
Originally posted by: Smackem
I have heard that there are operations available to people who have 'slanted eyes'. I wonder if I can have surgery to make my eyes look 'slanted'.
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lol, any luck with the UPS chick yet? :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Originally posted by: NFS4
WTF??

LOL. I once asked a close Asian buddy if he had trouble seeing. He proceeded to ask me if I was tired from pickin' cotten yet. I responded with his feet looked wet from standing in patties.

We joke around like that alot 😉
Click to expand...
That's cool :thumbsup: Would you feel uncomfortable if a white person bantered the same way with you?
Click to expand...

If it was with just my friends, I probably wouldn't care...although it just seems to be me and Joe that go back and forth.

He started off by calling me "Black Man" whenever he calls me up. So I respond by calling him "Yella Man." It's weird b/c me and him joke like that with each other ALL the time just for kicks, yet not to anyone else. Maybe it's b/c we're the only "minorities" in our circle of friends.
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i guess ya'll are sticking together
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
WTF??

LOL. I once asked a close Asian buddy if he had trouble seeing. He proceeded to ask me if I was tired from pickin' cotten yet. I responded with his feet looked wet from standing in patties.

We joke around like that alot 😉
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OMFG. LOL x10. /me felt off chair laughing.
 
Originally posted by: Qwest
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Originally posted by: NFS4
WTF??

LOL. I once asked a close Asian buddy if he had trouble seeing. He proceeded to ask me if I was tired from pickin' cotten yet. I responded with his feet looked wet from standing in patties.

We joke around like that alot 😉
Click to expand...
That's cool :thumbsup: Would you feel uncomfortable if a white person bantered the same way with you?
Click to expand...

If it was with just my friends, I probably wouldn't care...although it just seems to be me and Joe that go back and forth.

He started off by calling me "Black Man" whenever he calls me up. So I respond by calling him "Yella Man." It's weird b/c me and him joke like that with each other ALL the time just for kicks, yet not to anyone else. Maybe it's b/c we're the only "minorities" in our circle of friends.
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i guess ya'll are sticking together
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Not really b/c the only ones that make an issue about race are me and Joe when we're joking around...and even then it's not that we're being hateful towards each other. When all of us are hanging around, we're just a group of friends. Not a group of white friends with an asian and a black dude throw in.

Although he did get me good one time. Remember back in '01 when our spy plane collided with the Chinese jet off mainland China? I think I remember saying something to him about his pilots need to learn how to fly better and stop crashing into our planes. He got all huffed and said I'm Taiwanese fool and started laughin 😉
 
Originally posted by: Smackem
I have heard that there are operations available to people who have 'slanted eyes'. I wonder if I can have surgery to make my eyes look 'slanted'.
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Aren't you the kid that wanted elf ears??

Damn, now I have to search through threads..

Pisser

It wasn't you....

 
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