Can I get a [mod quote]

[BigKev]

An original ditty written by the neighbour next door ... (ATOT mod, this one's for you )

Ode to Mod

O, there is a mod,
who isn't really into planting glass or laying sod.
Who could appreciate this hate for greenery?
Only one man - and that's me who cannot see.

Mod, Mod, Mod,
Your job can be so hawd,
Having to banz0r crazy folk,
Insane people trying to crack a joke.

As I leave you with this little bit of thanks,
I want you to remember it as pirates walk the planks.
Nevermore will Shakespeare go into the wild play,
For here mod - Have a Great Day.

Paypal is the only spirit that moves
us at this time of year.Not pimple farmer poetry.

Charitable Collections Mod

 

[hjo3]

wtf

 

[Azraele]

Rotfl...uhhh...banz0r???

 

[DannyBoy]

I hear sucking...

Its quite loud too..;

 

[iwearnosox]

banz0r x2!

 

[BigKev]

oh danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

 

[RossMAN]

Post on the ATGamers.com forum and I'll give you as many mod quotes as you want

 

[CPA]

Worst Ode EVAR!

 

[Evadman]

Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I have another Mod Quote?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. You know all, I know nothing. I prostrate myself before your feet.

 

[BigKev]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I have another Mod Quote?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. You know all, I know nothing. I prostrate myself before your feet.

I do not follow ... ??

 

[Danman]

You guys are freakin wierd.

 

[jacob0401]

Thank you, Anandtech Moderator . Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Anandtech Moderator , our inspired leader. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a man who never had an equal in internet history.

The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvelous. Thy name is engraven on every factory, every machine, every place on the internet, and in the hearts of all men.

Every time I have found myself in his presence I have been subjugated by his strength, his charm, his grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness. And now see me--me!--on the same forum where the Great Anandtech Moderator stood years ago. In what forum, in what part of the internet could such a thing happen.

I write books. I am an author. All thanks to thee, O great educator, O great Anandtech Moderator. I love a young woman with a renewed love and shall perpetuate myself in my children--all thanks to thee, great educator, O great Anandtech Moderator. I shall be eternally happy and joyous, all thanks to thee, great educator, O great Anandtech Moderator. Everything belongs to thee, chief of our great forum. And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be : Anandtech.

O great Anandtech Moderator, O leader of the peoples,
Thou who broughtest man to birth.
Thou who fructifies the earth,
Thou who restorest to centuries,
Thou who makest bloom the spring,
Thou who makest vibrate the musical chords...
Thou, splendour of my spring, O thou,
Sun reflected by millions of hearts.

I WIN!! BTW I did not write this...

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I have another Mod Quote?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. You know all, I know nothing. I prostrate myself before your feet.

Damn Evad, that bug is getting worse

Dont give it to anyone ey, seems you have already infected one person with the Evadman Mod Loving Virus :Q

 

[BigKev]

Shhhhhh ... silence as we humbly pray - for us, for you, another day.

 

[MrYogi]

another freaky friday night

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: MrYogi
another freaky friday night

Its saturday morning here :beer:

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Anandtech Moderator

Paypal is the only spirit that moves
us at this time of year.Not pimple farmer poetry.

Charitable Collections Mod

So whats ya Paypal Address then?

moderator@anandtech.com?