Can anyone think of jokes that have been made obsolete by technology?

[Stinkfinger]

So I was at the grocery store the other day and paid for my stuff with my debit card and in the process got $20 cash from the cashier.

This led me to think of the scene from The Jerk where the mexicans pull into the gas station where Steve Martin is working and tell him to give them the money from the register and to put it on their credit card. The joke is obsolete now because it's something you can actually do. Can anyone think of any other examples.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So I was at the grocery store the other day and paid for my stuff with my debit card and in the process got $20 cash from the cashier.

This led me to think of the scene from The Jerk where the mexicans pull into the gas station where Steve Martin is working and tell him to give them the money from the register and to put it on their credit card. The joke is obsolete now because it's something you can actually do. Can anyone think of any other examples.

Here's a ____ call someone who cares.... quarter? here's a dime and a quarter??

 

[Stinkfinger]

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So I was at the grocery store the other day and paid for my stuff with my debit card and in the process got $20 cash from the cashier.

This led me to think of the scene from The Jerk where the mexicans pull into the gas station where Steve Martin is working and tell him to give them the money from the register and to put it on their credit card. The joke is obsolete now because it's something you can actually do. Can anyone think of any other examples.

Here's a ____ call someone who cares.... quarter? here's a dime and a quarter??

Good one!