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Can anyone answer any of these questions?

Locutus of Board

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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn
on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio?

 

prodigy

Lifer
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<< Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? >>



You don't HAVE to drive up to one of those, you could walk up to it.
 

bigvince

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio


SO I CAN CONCENTRATE!:frown::confused::Q
 

Stealth1024

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funny none the less

every went to the store to purchase a cordless extension cord, dehydrated water, or a solar powered flash light? hehe
 

prodigy

Lifer
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<< cordless extension cord >>



you have to plug the base into the wall, no?

As far as the other 2, I've never heard of them before, LOL. :)
 

perry

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<< Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? >>



You don't. You need an acceptable ID that proves you are of age. Driver's license, state issued ID, passport, military id, and maybe others.
 

MWink

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<< every went to the store to purchase a cordless extension cord, dehydrated water, or a solar powered flash light? hehe >>



Actually, I had a solar powered flash light. It worked quite well until the rechargeable battery died.

BTW, every played Space Quest 1? I remember something about dehydrated water in it. :)
 

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Lifer
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<< Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, >>



Actually I don't call it anything.
 

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