Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Imagine running into an ATOT'er while bra shopping.......
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OMG! It's funny because I'd be shopping for bras and I don't have bewbs. What a conversation starter.
I can't picture the conversation...
"Hey! You don't have boobs! Why are you shopping for bras??"
"Well, you see. I was on my way to Papa Johns to order some pizza from this gay guy and maybe go for a ride in his awesome Scion xB. While I was walking down Carmens Avenue I was confronted by a ninja playing guitar, he asked me what time it was, so I habitually looked at my watch, but before I could respond with the time I was knocked unconcious as the ninja brought his 6-stringed axe down on my head. When I awoke I was laying in a very small room with rust stained walls and in the opposite corner was a very large purple gecko named Frankie. Frankie told me that there was only one way to escape, but he would have to sacrafice an eyeball. Observing my confusion, he explained to me that his eyeballs were actually very powerful explosives and could blow a hole in the wall large enough for me to crawl through. Before I could suggest any alternative, he immediately ripped out his left eyeball and tossed it across the room until it rested on the floor near the wall. I shielded my eyes and face, and a violent explosion shook the entire room, and my testicular items. When the dust cleared there was a small hole in the wall next to a scortched section of the floor. The hole was just big enough for me to crawl through. The gecko would also fit, but when he remained laying on the ground across the room I asked why he wasn't coming. He then explained that he was locked to an anchor by an unbreakable diamond filament teather, and could not free himself. I asked the gecko if there was anything that could break the teather, and he told me that his species carries a certain mucous secretion for a brief period after their birth, and this secretion was so acidic and so volatile, that it may break the teather. While I stood dumbfounded, I was pondering how we could obtain this mucous. When I looked back over to the gecko, I was shocked to see him engaged in some hideous lizard-masturbation process. He managed to ejaculate in a small Pepsi can that had been laying a few feet from him. He told me that if I could find a female gecko of his species and get her to accept the semen, she could birth many infant geckos that could effectively break the teather. He gave me the address of a gecko sorority where I might find a few takers. But before I left he also told me a very crucial detail to the birthing process. The babies must be hatched in a 34D Playtex bra, as the shape and soft texture both lifts and separates, but also provides the necessary environment for healthy mucous-carrying gecko offspring. And so here I am, looking for a size 34D Playtex bra so that I may obtain perfectly birthed geckos to free my friend Frankie."
Edit: I know it's a bit one-sided of a conversation... but the string is just a guide, Jon, it's just a guide.
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