Camping with a white man (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo sh!t. Someone stole the tent.

 

[IEC]

LOL. 9/10.

 

[KarenMarie]

if it were the first time i heard it, i would give it a 9/10

but it still rates high!!!

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
LOL. 9/10.

 

[paulney]

So, Sherlock Holmes turned into the Lone Ranger?

 

[MrDudeMan]

lol nice

 

[KLin]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you dickhead.
Some bastard has stolen our tent."

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: KLin
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

:thumbsup:

 

[paulney]

While on the subject of Holmes and Watson:

Dr. Watson decided to break Holmes's habit of smoking a pipe.
When Holmes was away from the room, Watson took the pipe,
shoved it up his ass, then put it back in place. He did that once a
day for several days in a row. Eventually, Holmes quit smoking,
but Watson got addicted to that pipe.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol wow, tent was stolen, that's good

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: paulney
While on the subject of Holmes and Watson:

Dr. Watson decided to break Holmes's habit of smoking a pipe.
When Holmes was away from the room, Watson took the pipe,
shoved it up his ass, then put it back in place. He did that once a
day for several days in a row. Eventually, Holmes quit smoking,
but Watson got addicted to that pipe.

:laugh:

 

[ForumMaster]

so old but still a bit funny.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: paulney
So, Sherlock Holmes turned into the Lone Ranger?

Yep.

 

[TecHNooB]

10/10 HILARIOUS

 

[Inspector Jihad]

:thumbsup:

 

[PepePeru]

LOL

i like