Camel Joke

[Shelly21]

The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?"
She looked on him lovingly and replied, "You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there's sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on one another so that we don't get lost."

"Oh!" he said. "And why do we have such huge feet?

"Well," she said, "they allow us to walk easily in the dessert sands and help us avoid sinking into the dunes."

"Wow," he said, "great equipment. What the heck is this stuff on our backs for?"

"You see," his mother informed, "we can walk for days, even weeks without food or water, so we use it to store fat during those times. But why do you ask me all these obvious questions?"

"Well, mother," said the young camel, "I was just wondering, if we've got all of this great stuff, what are we doing in the zoo

 

[captains]

ug

 

[NuclearNed]

I regret that I read that.

 

[TommyVercetti]

A joke straight from 3rd grade.

 

[Jzero]

😕

PS - Dessert

 

[NathanBWF]

Terrible.

 

[GasX]

edit your post. I think you forgot the punchline.

 

[DnetMHZ]

*GONG!!!*

 

[waggy]

yeah that was bad. reallly bad.

 

[jyates]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
when we are walking in the dessert

I REALLY hate it when I open up the fridge and see that those
dang camels have been walking in MY dessert 🙂

 

[Balt]

The joke may not have made me laugh, but all of the responses have.

:beer: 😀

 

[jjones]

404

 

[axelfox]

boo-urns

 

[Zombie]

ugh, what a waste of time that was 🙁

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah that was bad. reallly bad.

 

[MaxDSP]

I've taken funnier sh!ts :beer:

 

[Shelly21]

It's not my fault, I cut and paste.

 

[So]

Wow...

Brutuskend has nothing to fear.

I didn't even crack a smile.

 

[azazyel]

Easy mistake, remember you always want seconds for dessert. (2 s's)

 

[Ticks]

that was the ultimate anti-joke.

 

[mrCide]

ahh the repleis got me cracking up at work.. *calms down*

 

[tk149]

I smiled 🙂

But then, I'm simple-minded.

 

[monk3y]

I think one facial muscle twitched but other than that... nothing.

 

[sillymofo]

..... then the little camels look at the mother and asked "Mom, I don't really see anything special about our toes, but why do those gawky guys giggles when they mention them?"

:beer:

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I thought you meant this joke:

A country bumpkin blonde is sitting by the pool at the hotel where she is staying in L.A. when she sees a woman put out her smoke, stick it in her top, dive in the water, swim around, than get out, pull the cig out of her top, light it and finish smoking it. Astounded by this, she asks the woman how she did it. She replies, "it's simple, I just put the cig in a condom, tie it shut and it stays dry, The Blonde doesn't know what a condom is so the lady tells her just ask the pharmacist for one.

The Blonde goes up to the pharmacist and asks for a condom, he asks what size she would like? to which she replies "big enough to fit a camel" :laugh: