Came to talk about the draft

shiner

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They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one
day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so
I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to
look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York,
and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all
kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it.

 

Kipper

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If the draft came along cant you just say your gay and they would reject you?
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Apparently that counts as a dishonorable discharge. Wrong? Yes. Legal? Yes. Will a dishonorable discharge screw up your future ability to get a job? Likely, yes.

Is the system flawed? Yes. Why do we have it? Dunno.
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: Tyler
There can't only be two people in this forum that know this.
Sadly I think we are it.....unless Fasha the dog shows up.

 

Sundog

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Originally posted by: Tyler
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.

Hmmm...Arlo Guthrie.....didn't he also sing the motorcycle pickle song??????????
 

Entity

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Originally posted by: Tyler
There can't only be two people in this forum that know this.

No, there can't. The rest of us are just enjoying the inane posts by the rest of the youngins. :)

Rob
 

notfred

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If anyone looked up "Alice's Restaurant" an google, you realize you were cheating, and should admit it, right :)
 

Entity

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Sundog
Originally posted by: Entity
Originally posted by: Tyler
There can't only be two people in this forum that know this.

No, there can't. The rest of us are just enjoying the inane posts by the rest of the youngins. :)

Rob

ROFL!:p

I think it's sad that I can say that at 23 years of age. Then again, Tyler is younger than me (I think), and he knows the song too. :)

Rob
 

Sundog

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Originally posted by: Entity
Originally posted by: Sundog
Originally posted by: Entity
Originally posted by: Tyler
There can't only be two people in this forum that know this.

No, there can't. The rest of us are just enjoying the inane posts by the rest of the youngins. :)

Rob

ROFL!:p

I think it's sad that I can say that at 23 years of age. Then again, Tyler is younger than me (I think), and he knows the song too. :)

Rob


23:Q And you two are referring to young'ins.....oh man...make me feel old......Sheesh...time to go out for a beer and a bump!:p
 

Entity

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: Sundog
Originally posted by: Entity
Originally posted by: Sundog
Originally posted by: Entity
Originally posted by: Tyler
There can't only be two people in this forum that know this.

No, there can't. The rest of us are just enjoying the inane posts by the rest of the youngins. :)

Rob

ROFL!:p

I think it's sad that I can say that at 23 years of age. Then again, Tyler is younger than me (I think), and he knows the song too. :)

Rob


23:Q And you two are referring to young'ins.....oh man...make me feel old......Sheesh...time to go out for a beer and a bump!:p

Hey, if you're still going out for beer & bumping, you can't be that old. :D

Then again, if you call it bumping... :D

Rob
 

shiner

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23? Someone 23 is calling other people youngins? Damn....I just turned 33 on Saturday and suddenly I feel ancient.