CALLING IN SICK (I wonder if this would work? A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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Apr 2, 2001
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Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today.
I'm suffering from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss........"Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"