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My gf is sick with some stomach virus or something and she's throwing everything up including medicine. So I got to looking on Wikipedia and it says suppositories are sometimes used for Acetaminophen (Tylenol) and Aspirin, so I'm thinking I should grind up some Tylenol and shove it up her butt. Of course she thinks that's a bad idea but what does she know anyway. So I ask you, doctors of ATOT, should I stick it in her pooper?
 

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Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
My gf is sick with some stomach virus or something and she's throwing everything up including medicine. So I got to looking on Wikipedia and it says suppositories are sometimes used for Acetaminophen (Tylenol) and Aspirin, so I'm thinking I should grind up some Tylenol and shove it up her butt. Of course she thinks that's a bad idea but what does she know anyway. So I ask you, doctors of ATOT, should I stick it in her pooper?

Regardless of what came before, the answer to that question is always yes
 

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Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
My gf is sick with some stomach virus or something and she's throwing everything up including medicine. So I got to looking on Wikipedia and it says suppositories are sometimes used for Acetaminophen (Tylenol) and Aspirin, so I'm thinking I should grind up some Tylenol and shove it up her butt. Of course she thinks that's a bad idea but what does she know anyway. So I ask you, doctors of ATOT, should I stick it in her pooper?

your GF needs a doctor and a more intelligent b/friend.
 

MoPHo

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Doing this could severely fuck with her body. There are reports of people dying from alcohol enemas because they didn't realize that it goes straight to your blood, not being filtered.

By all means, go ahead. But instead of looking at puke on the floor, you could very well be looking at manslaughter, maybe even murder, charges.
 
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These medicines have directions for a reason. Follow them and don't use them in an alternate intake fashion.

Why not call her doctor? She can have the after-hours service page the doctor so that he/she can call her.
 

Nik

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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
These medicines have directions for a reason. Follow them and don't use them in an alternate intake fashion.

Why not call her doctor? She can have the after-hours service page the doctor so that he/she can call her.

He's not talking about shoving an asprin pill up her ass, he very clearly asked if getting suppositories was a valid alternative -as in, will the drug being absorbed help her because she can't keep medicine down via the stomach. Nobody said anything about shoving pills up her ass.
 
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
These medicines have directions for a reason. Follow them and don't use them in an alternate intake fashion.

Why not call her doctor? She can have the after-hours service page the doctor so that he/she can call her.

He's not talking about shoving an asprin pill up her ass, he very clearly asked if getting suppositories was a valid alternative -as in, will the drug being absorbed help her because she can't keep medicine down via the stomach. Nobody said anything about shoving pills up her ass.

Sorry, I misread the thread and combined some of the other responses with what the OP was asking, leading to my response. The last part of my response still stands.
 

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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
These medicines have directions for a reason. Follow them and don't use them in an alternate intake fashion.

Why not call her doctor? She can have the after-hours service page the doctor so that he/she can call her.

He's not talking about shoving an asprin pill up her ass, he very clearly asked if getting suppositories was a valid alternative -as in, will the drug being absorbed help her because she can't keep medicine down via the stomach. Nobody said anything about shoving pills up her ass.

Sorry, I misread the thread and combined some of the other responses with what the OP was asking, leading to my response. The last part of my response still stands.

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
so I'm thinking I should grind up some Tylenol and shove it up her butt

Mooo.