Calling ATOT lawyers

JJChicken

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I need some law advise here. I have no criminal record and am normally a mild headed guy. I was driving around and this chick had no fvcken clue on how to drive a car. Nearly had an accident. SO i see her park her car on the side of the road so i pull up behind her. I went up to tell her she should be careful when driving as she is a liability on the road. her bozo of a boyfriend just opens the door and im like shit this guy looks drugged out or some shit so better just let it be. at least hes not the one driving. i head off back to my car.

this is where it gets interesting. fvckin dude FOLLOWS me around town. im like wtf you high or something. so we end up getting into an altercation in the parking lot. im not a weakling or anything so i held my own in the fight.

cliffs: did i provoke them? can they press charges against me?

thans atot
 

Pliablemoose

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Next time, I encourage you to take advantage of our liberal gun laws in Texas & shoot the BF in the head. Please.
 

spittledip

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From what I understand you left out alot of details. Truth is you could have had alot more fun with this than you did. Spoiled opportunity :(
 

imported_Lothar

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Originally posted by: Barack Obama
I need some law advise here. I have no criminal record and am normally a mild headed guy. I was driving around and this chick had no fvcken clue on how to drive a car. Nearly had an accident. SO i see her park her car on the side of the road so i pull up behind her. I went up to tell her she should be careful when driving as she is a liability on the road. her bozo of a boyfriend just opens the door and im like shit this guy looks drugged out or some shit so better just let it be. at least hes not the one driving. i head off back to my car.

this is where it gets interesting. fvckin dude FOLLOWS me around town. im like wtf you high or something. so we end up getting into an altercation in the parking lot. im not a weakling or anything so i held my own in the fight.

cliffs: did i provoke them? can they press charges against me?

thans atot

What business of yours is it?
 

JJChicken

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Originally posted by: spittledip
From what I understand you left out alot of details. Truth is you could have had alot more fun with this than you did. Spoiled opportunity :(

I was trying to make it not look to obvious.
 

JJChicken

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Originally posted by: Lothar
Originally posted by: Barack Obama
I need some law advise here. I have no criminal record and am normally a mild headed guy. I was driving around and this chick had no fvcken clue on how to drive a car. Nearly had an accident. SO i see her park her car on the side of the road so i pull up behind her. I went up to tell her she should be careful when driving as she is a liability on the road. her bozo of a boyfriend just opens the door and im like shit this guy looks drugged out or some shit so better just let it be. at least hes not the one driving. i head off back to my car.

this is where it gets interesting. fvckin dude FOLLOWS me around town. im like wtf you high or something. so we end up getting into an altercation in the parking lot. im not a weakling or anything so i held my own in the fight.

cliffs: did i provoke them? can they press charges against me?

thans atot

What business of yours is it?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2181615&enterthread=y

I Fail.

/thread
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
i knew what this was going to be even before i clicked. :p

i gotta admit i didn't.

but it was a very bad attempt. so sad a good parody had potential. now its ruined.


fricken obama. NO VOTE FOR YOU NOW!
 

Canai

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
i knew what this was going to be even before i clicked. :p

Yeah same here. I was hoping OP would pull it off and brag about breaking the bat over crackboy's head. I was disappointed.