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Long story short, I buy a large americano every day from my local coffee shop. Sometimes twice. It tastes great, I love espresso, I can afford it, and I have no other vices. So I'm not apologetic about the habit.
That said, I am a cheap bastard and I've recently come to the realization that I spend upwards of $2000 a year on coffee. And that doesn't include the lost value of the time I have spent waiting in line for Sergei (the local barista) to make my americano every damn day for the last few years. I don't like Sergei and his knit hat, but I do like his espresso. So we have a mutual understanding of sorts. He sees me in line and makes my drink without me having to talk to him, and he gets paid. It is kind of nice and probably the only reason I can stand seeing him every day.
Having come to this realization, I have decided that I'm going to invest in a good superautomatic espresso machine. It might cost me a pretty penny up front, but my guess is that I'll break even on the machine in about 12 months. 6 months if I can get my wife on board. Sorry Sergei, you make a good brew but I am kicking your hipster a$$ to the curb.
So espresso snobs - do any of you have a superautomatic? If so, which one, would you recommend it, and why?
FWIW - my budget is $2000. I am looking for a machine that is self cleaning or stupid easy to clean, reliable, and will do at least a one touch latte. More preferred would be a machine that can store at least two pre-programmed drinks - one for my wife (latte) and one for me (espresso), long coffee, etc.
Also - before the coffee purists out there come in crying the virtues of french presses, pour over this, pour over that, etc. That crap is ok and all but we are talking about high test here. I.e., espresso. Not the brown water weaker folks call coffee. I like my coffee like I like my beer - big, black, and strong (no, I don't like my men or my women that way). So save your hipster comments, your knit hats, and your silver pour over teapots for another thread.
TLDR - OP drinks lots of americanos made by hipster named Sergei. OP is sick of paying for $2000/year worth of Sergei's knit hats, and wants to buy a superautomatic espresso machine instead. Budget is $2k - must have wife pleasing capabilities (i.e., make a 1 touch latte). Self-cleaning preferred. Recommendations requested.
That said, I am a cheap bastard and I've recently come to the realization that I spend upwards of $2000 a year on coffee. And that doesn't include the lost value of the time I have spent waiting in line for Sergei (the local barista) to make my americano every damn day for the last few years. I don't like Sergei and his knit hat, but I do like his espresso. So we have a mutual understanding of sorts. He sees me in line and makes my drink without me having to talk to him, and he gets paid. It is kind of nice and probably the only reason I can stand seeing him every day.
Having come to this realization, I have decided that I'm going to invest in a good superautomatic espresso machine. It might cost me a pretty penny up front, but my guess is that I'll break even on the machine in about 12 months. 6 months if I can get my wife on board. Sorry Sergei, you make a good brew but I am kicking your hipster a$$ to the curb.
So espresso snobs - do any of you have a superautomatic? If so, which one, would you recommend it, and why?
FWIW - my budget is $2000. I am looking for a machine that is self cleaning or stupid easy to clean, reliable, and will do at least a one touch latte. More preferred would be a machine that can store at least two pre-programmed drinks - one for my wife (latte) and one for me (espresso), long coffee, etc.
Also - before the coffee purists out there come in crying the virtues of french presses, pour over this, pour over that, etc. That crap is ok and all but we are talking about high test here. I.e., espresso. Not the brown water weaker folks call coffee. I like my coffee like I like my beer - big, black, and strong (no, I don't like my men or my women that way). So save your hipster comments, your knit hats, and your silver pour over teapots for another thread.
TLDR - OP drinks lots of americanos made by hipster named Sergei. OP is sick of paying for $2000/year worth of Sergei's knit hats, and wants to buy a superautomatic espresso machine instead. Budget is $2k - must have wife pleasing capabilities (i.e., make a 1 touch latte). Self-cleaning preferred. Recommendations requested.