Call of Duty Retard (46) Chokes Out Kid (13) For Getting His Ass Kicked Online!

Page 3 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.

BUTCH1

Lifer
Jul 15, 2000
20,433
1,769
126
You know you're old when kids beat you at games. Sort of like the mid life crisis for gamers, no?

Yea the last game I played online was Quake 3, it got to the point the kids with faster reflexes and probably modded games (cheats) I was just constant frag-bait but I thought it was kinda LOL really. To expose oneself to felony assault charges over a game experience is really, really stupid, how about shutting off the game and doing something else less irritating?..
 

MarkXIX

Platinum Member
Jan 3, 2010
2,642
1
71
While I hate those punk kids and their trash talk as much as anyone, seriously? Choking him out in front of his mom is...AWESOME!!! Takes real balls to do something like that. Now he will know what it's like for someone to talk shit to him, choke him out, and have unwanted sex with him. Great trade off in my opinion!
 

Ninjahedge

Diamond Member
Mar 2, 2005
4,149
1
91
Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes.



Anyway. Worst I had was Live-ing it on GoW. That one level where you need to drive the car and man the turret. Was doing fine with my "partner" until he told his son not to touch the game while he lit up.

The kid had to be about 2.

Once he was red-eyed and playing again not only did he suck, but I lost all respect for the anonymous dufus. Smoking a joint online with your ~2yo right there?


YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE DORITOS!!!!!!!

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??!?!?!